"Icommandthepeace!"heshoutedagain,stilllouder,butwithnoresult。
Astone—cutter’smalletlaythere,handy。JudgeClemensseizeditand,leaningoverthecombatants,gavetheupperone,MacDonald,asmartblowonthehead。
"Icommandthepeace!"hesaid,forthethirdtime,andstruckaconsiderablysmarterblow。
Thatsettledit。ThesecondblowwasofthesortthatmadeMacDonaldrollover,andpeaceensued。JudgeClemenshaledbothmenintohiscourt,finedthem,andcollectedhisfee。Suchenterpriseinthecauseofjusticedeservedpromptreward。
XI
DAYSOFEDUCATION
TheClemensfamilyhadmadeoneortwomovessinceitsarrivalinHannibal,buttheidentityofthesetemporaryresidencesandtheperiodofoccupationofeachcannolongerbeestablished。MarkTwainoncesaid:
"In1843myfathercaughtmeinalie。Itisnotthisfactthatgivesmethedate,butthehousewelivedin。Wewerethereonlyayear。"
Wemaybelieveitwastheactiveresultofthatliethatfixedhismemoryoftheplace,forhisfatherseldompunishedhim。Whenhedid,itwasathoroughandsatisfactoryperformance。
Itwasabouttheperiodofmovingintothenewhouse(1844)thattheTomSawyerdays——thatistosay,theboyhoodofSamuelClemens——maybesaidtohavebegun。UptothattimehewasjustLittleSam,achild——wild,andmischievous,oftenexasperating,butstillachild——adelicatelittleladtobeworriedover,mothered,orspankedandputtobed。Now,atnine,hehadacquiredhealth,withasturdyabilitytolookoutforhimself,asboyswill,inacommunitylikethat,especiallywherethefamilyisratherlargerthantheincomeandthereisstillayoungerchildtoclaimamother’sprotectingcare。So"Sam,"astheynowcalledhim,"grewup"atnine,andwasfullofknowledgeforhisyears。Notthathewasoldinspiritormanner——hewasneverthat,eventohisdeath——buthehadlearnedagreatnumberofthings,mostlyofakindnotacquiredatschool。
Theywerenotalwaysofapleasantkind;theywerelikelytobeofakindstartlingtoaboy,eventerrifying。OnceLittleSam——hewasstillLittleSam,then——sawanoldmanshotdownonthemainstreet,atnoonday。Hesawthemcarryhimhome,layhimonthebed,andspreadonhisbreastanopenfamilyBiblewhichlookedasheavyasananvil。Hethough,ifhecouldonlydragthatgreatburdenaway,thepoor,olddyingmanwouldnotbreathesoheavily。Hesawayoungemigrantstabbedwithabowie—knifebyadrunkencomrade,andnotedthespurtoflife—bloodthatfollowed;hesawtwoyoungmentrytokilltheiruncle,oneholdinghimwhiletheothersnappedrepeatedlyanAllenrevolverwhichfailedtogooff。Thentherewasthedrunkenrowdywhoproposedtoraidthe"Welshman’s"houseonedarkthreateningnight——hesawthat,too。Awidowandheronedaughterlivedthere,andtheruffianwokethewholevillagewithhiscoarsechallengesandobscenities。SamClemensandabooncompanion,JohnBriggs,wentuptheretolookandlisten。Themanwasatthegate,andthewarrenwereinvisibleintheshadowofthedarkporch。
Theboysheardtheelderwoman’svoicewarningthemanthatshehadaloadedgun,andthatshewouldkillhimifhestayedwherehewas。Herepliedwitharibaldtirade,andshewarnedthatshewouldcountten—
thatifheremainedasecondlongershewouldfire。Shebeganslowlyandcounteduptofive,withhimlaughingandjeering。Atsixhegrewsilent,buthedidnotgo。Shecountedon:seven——eight——nine——Theboyswatchingfromthedarkroadsidefelttheirheartsstop。Therewasalongpause,thenthefinalcount,followedasecondlaterbyagushofflame。
Themandropped,hisbreastriddled。Atthesameinstantthethunderstormthathadbeengatheringbrokeloose。Theboysfledwildly,believingthatSatanhimselfhadarrivedtoclaimthelostsoul。
Manysuchinstanceshappenedinatownlikethatinthosedays。Andtherewereeventsincidenttoslavery。Hesawaslavestruckdownandkilledwithapieceofslagforatriflingoffense。Hesawanabolitionistattackedbyamob,andtheywouldhavelynchedhimhadnotaMethodistministerdefendedhimonapleathathemustbecrazy。Hedidnotremember,inlateryears,thathehadeverseenaslaveauction,butheadded:
"Iamsuspiciousthatitisbecausethethingwasacommonplacespectacle,andnotanuncommonorimpressiveone。Idovividlyrememberseeingadozenblackmenandwomenchainedtogetherlyinginagrouponthepavement,waitingshipmenttoaSouthernslave—market。TheyhadthesaddestfacesIeversaw。"
Itisnotsurprisingthataboywouldgatherastoreofhumanknowledgeamidsuchhappeningsasthese。Theywerewild,disturbingthings。Theygotintohisdreamsandmadehimfearfulwhenhewokeinthemiddleofthenight。Hedidnotthenregardthemasaneducation。Insomevaguewayhesetthemdownaswarnings,orpunishments,designedtogivehimatasteforabetterlife。Hefeltthatitwashisownconsciencethatmadethesethingstorturehim。Thatwashismother’sidea,andhehadahighrespectforhermoralopinions,alsoforhercourage。Amongotherthings,hehadseenheronedaydefyaviciousdevilofaCorsican——acommonterrorinthetown—whowaschasinghisgrowndaughterwithaheavyropeinhishand,declaringhewouldwearitoutonher。Cautiouscitizensgotoutofherway,butJaneClemensopenedherdoorwidetotherefugee,andthen,insteadofrushinginandclosingit,spreadherarmsacrossit,barringtheway。Themansworeandthreatenedherwiththerope,butshedidnotflinchorshowanysignoffear。Shestoodthereandshamedhimandderidedhimanddefiedhimuntilhegaveuptheropeandslunkoff,crestfallenandconquered。Anyonewhocoulddothatmusthaveaperfectconscience,Samthought。Inthefearsomedarknesshewouldsayhisprayers,especiallywhenathunderstormwascoming,andvowtobeginabetterlifeinthemorning。HedetestedSunday—schoolasmuchasday—school,andonceOrion,whowasmoralandreligious,hadthreatenedtodraghimtherebythecollar;butasthethundergotlouderSamdecidedthathelovedSunday—schoolandwouldgothenextSundaywithoutbeinginvited。
Fortunatelytherewerepleasanterthingsthanthese。Therewerepicnicssometimes,andferry—boatexcursions。OncetherewasagreatFourth—of—
JulycelebrationatwhichitwassaidarealRevolutionarysoldierwastobepresent。Someonehaddiscoveredhimlivingalonesevenoreightmilesinthecountry。Butthisfeatureprovedadisappointment;forwhenthedaycameandhewastriumphantlybroughtinheturnedouttobeaHessian,andwasallowedtowalkhome。
ThehillsandwoodsaroundHannibalwhere,withhisplaymates,heroamedalmostatwillwereneverdisappointing。Therewasthecavewithitsmarvels;therewasBearCreek,where,afterrepeatedaccidents,hehadlearnedtoswim。Ithadcosthimheavilytolearntoswim。Hehadseentwoplaymatesdrown;also,timeandagainhehad,himself,beendraggedashoremoredeadthanalive,oncebyaslave—girl,anothertimebyaslaveman——NealChamp,ofthePaveyHotel。Intheendhehadconquered;
hecouldswimbetterthananyboyintownofhisage。
Itwastheriverthatmeantmoretohimthanalltherest。Itscharmwaspermanent。Itwasthepathofadventure,thegatewaytotheworld。Theriverwithitsislands,itsgreatslow—movingrafts,itsmarveloussteamboatsthatwerelikefairyland,itsstatelycurrentswingingtothesea!Hewouldsitbyitforhoursanddream。Hewouldventureoutonitinasurreptitiouslyborrowedboatwhenhewasbarelystrongenoughtoliftanoaroutofthewater。Helearnedtoknowallitsmoodsandphases。Hefeltitskinship。Insomeoccultwayhemayhaveknownitashisprototype——thatresistlesstideoflifewithitsever—changingsweep,itsshiftingshores,itsdepths,itsshadows,itsgorgeoussunsethues,itssolemnandtranquilentrancetothesea。
Hishungerforthelifeaboardthesteamersbecameapassion。Tobeeventhehumblestemployeeofoneofthosefloatingenchantmentswouldbeenough;tobeanofficerwouldbetoenterheaven;tobeapilotwastobeagod。
"Youcanhardlyimaginewhatitmeant,"hereflectedonce,"toaboyinthosedays,shutinaswewere,toseethosesteamboatspassupanddown,andnevertotakeatriponthem。"
Hehadreachedthematureageofninewhenhecouldendurethisnolonger。Oneday,whenthebigpacketcamedownandstoppedatHannibal,heslippedaboardandcreptunderoneoftheboatsontheupperdeck。
Presentlythesignal—bellsrang,thesteamboatbackedawayandswungintomidstream;hewasreallygoingatlast。Hecreptfrombeneaththeboatandsatlookingoutoverthewaterandenjoyingthescenery。Thenitbegantorain——aterrificdownpour。Hecreptbackundertheboat,buthislegswereoutside,andoneofthecrewsawhim。Sohewastakendownintothecabinandatthenextstopsetashore。ItwasthetownofLouisiana,andtherewereLamptonrelativestherewhotookhimhome。
JaneClemensdeclaredthathisfatherhadgottotakehiminhand;whichhedid,doubtlessimpressingtheadventureonhimintheusualway。
Thesewerealleducationalthings;thentherewasalwaysthefarm,whereentertainmentwasnolongeramatterofgirl—playsandswings,withacolorednursefollowingabout,butofmanliersportswithhisolderboycousins,whohadagunandwenthuntingwiththemenforsquirrelsandpartridgesbyday,forcoonsandpossumsbynight。Sometimesthelittleboyhadfollowedthehuntersallnightlongandreturnedwiththemthroughthesparklingandfragrantmorningfresh,hungry,andtriumphantjustintimeforbreakfast。
Soitisnowonderthatatninehewasnolonger"LittleSam,"butSamClemens,quitematureandself—dependent,withawideknowledgeofmenandthingsandavarietyofaccomplishments。Hehadevenlearnedtosmoke——alittle——outthereonthefarm,andhadtriedtobacco—chewing,thoughthatwasafailure。Hehadbeenstungtothiseffortbyabiggirlataschoolwhich,withhiscousinPuss,hesometimesbrieflyattended。
"Doyouuseterbacker?"thebiggirlhadasked,meaningdidhechewit。
"No,"hesaid,abashedattheconfession。
"Haw!"shecriedtotheotherscholars;"here’saboythatcan’tchawterbacker。"
Degradedandashamed,hetriedtocorrecthisfault,butitonlymadehimveryill;andhedidnottryagain。
Hehadalsoacquiredtheuseofcertainstrong,expressivewords,andusedthem,sometimes,whenhismotherwassafelydistant。Hehadanimpressionthatshewould"skinhimalive"ifsheheardhimswear。Hiseducationhaddoubtfulspotsinit,butithadprovidedwisdom。
Hewasnotaparticularlyattractivelad。Hewasnottallforhisyears,andhisheadwassomewhattoolargeforhisbody。Hehada"greatruck"
oflight,sandyhairwhichheplastereddowntokeepitfromcurling;
keenblue—grayeyes,andratherlargefeatures。Still,hehadafair,delicatecomplexion,whenitwasnotblackenedbygrimeortan;agentle,winningmanner;asmilethat,withhisslow,measuredwayofspeaking,madehimafavoritewithhiscompanions。Hedidnotspeakmuch,andhismentalattainmentswerenothighlyregarded;but,forsomereason,wheneverhedidspeakeveryplaymateinhearingstoppedwhateverhewasdoingandlistened。Perhapsitwouldbeaplanforanewgameorlark;
perhapsitwassomethingdroll;perhapsitwasjustacommonplaceremarkthathispeculiardrawlmadeamusing。Whateveritwas,theyconsidereditworthwhile。Hismotheralwaysreferredtohisslowfashionofspeakingas"Sammy’slongtalk。"Herownspeechwasstillmoredeliberate,butsheseemednottonoticeit。Henry——amuchhandsomerladandregardedasfarmorepromising——didnothaveit。Hewasalovable,obedientlittlefellowwhomthemischievousSamtookdelightinteasing。
Forthisandotherreasonsthelatter’spunishmentswerefrequentenough,perhapsnotalwaysdeserved。Sometimeshechargedhismotherwithpartiality。Hewouldsay:
"Yes,nomatterwhatitis,Iamalwaystheonetogetpunished";andhismotherwouldanswer:
"Well,Sam,ifyoudidn’tdeserveitforthat,youdidforsomethingelse。"
HenryClemensbecametheSidofTomSawyer,thoughHenrywasineverywayafinercharacterthanSid。HisbrotherSamalwayslovedhim,andfoughtforhimoftenerthanwithhim。
WiththedeathofBenjaminClemens,HenryandSamwerenaturallydrawnmuchclosertogether,thoughSamcouldseldomresistthetemptationoftormentingHenry。Aschoolmate,GeorgeButler(hewasanephewofGeneralButlerandafterwardfoughtbravelyintheCivilWar),hadalittlebluesuitwithaleatherbelttomatch,andwastheenvyofall。
Mrs。ClemensfinallymadeSamandHenrysuitsofbluecottonvelvet,andthenextSunday,aftervariousserviceswereover,thetwosaunteredabout,sheddinggloryforatime,finallygoingforastrollinthewoods。Theywalkedalongproperlyenough,atfirst,thenjustaheadSamspiedthestumpofanewlycuttree,andwithawildwhoopingimpulsetookarunningleapoverit。Thereweresplintersonthestumpwherethetreehadbrokenaway,butheclearedthemneatly。Henrywantedtomatchtheperformance,butwasafraidtotry,soSamdaredhim。HekeptdaringhimuntilHenrywasgoadedtotheattempt。Heclearedthestump,butthehighestsplinterscaughttheslackofhislittlebluetrousers,andtheclothgaveway。Heescapedinjury,buttheprecioustrousersweredamagedalmostbeyondrepair。Sam,withaboy’sheartlessness,wasfairlyrollingonthegroundwithlaughteratHenry’sappearance。
"Cotton—tailrabbit!"heshouted。"Cotton—tailrabbit!"whileHenry,weeping,setoutforhomebyacircuitousandunfrequentedroad。Letushope,iftherewaspunishmentforthismishap,thatitfellintheproperlocality。
Thesetwobrotherswereofwidelydifferenttemperament。Henry,evenasalittleboy,wassturdy,industrious,anddependable。Samwasvolatileandelusive;hisindustryofanerratickind。Oncehisfathersethimtoworkwithahatchettoremovesomeplaster。Hehackedatitforatimewellenough,thenlaydownontheflooroftheroomandthrewhishatchetatsuchareasoftheplasteraswerenotineasyreach。Henrywouldhaveworkedsteadilyatatasklikethatuntilthelastbitwasremovedandtheroomsweptclean。
Thehomeincidentsin’TomSawyer’,mostofthem,reallyhappened。SamClemensdidclodHenryforgettinghimintotroubleaboutthecoloredthreadwithwhichhesewedhisshirtwhenhecamehomefromswimming;hedidinveiglealotofboysintowhitewashing,afenceforhim;hedidgivePain—killertoPeter,thecat。Therewasacholerascarethatyear,andPain—killerwasregardedasapreventive。Samhadbeenorderedtotakeitliberally,andperhapsthoughtPetertooshouldbesafeguarded。
Asforescapingpunishmentforhismisdeedsinthemannerdescribedinthatbook,thiswasadailymatter,andthemethodsadaptedthemselvestotheconditions。IntheintroductiontoTomSawyerMarkTwainconfessestothegeneraltruthofthehistory,andtotherealityofitscharacters。"HuckFinnwasdrawnfromlife,"hetellsus。"TomSawyeralso,butnotfromanindividual——heisacombinationofthecharacteristicsofthreeboyswhomIknew。"
Thethreeboyswere——himself,chiefly,andinalesserdegreeJohnBriggsandWillBowen。JohnBriggswasalsotheoriginalofJoeHarperinthatbook。AsforHuckFinn,hisoriginalwasTomBlankenship,neitherelaboratednorqualified。
TherewereseveraloftheBlankenships:therewasoldBen,thefather,whohadsucceeded"General"Gainsasthetowndrunkard;youngBen,theeldestson——ahardcasewithcertaingoodtraits;andTom——thatistosay,Huck——whowasjustasheisdescribedinTomSawyer:aruinofrags,ariver—rat,anirresponsiblebitofhumandrift,kindofheartandpossessingthatpricelessboon,absoluteunaccountabilityofconducttoanylivingsoul。Hecouldcameandgoashechose;heneverhadtoworkorgotoschool;hecoulddoallthings,goodorbad,thattheotherboyslongedtodoandwereforbidden。Herepresentedtothemtheveryembodimentofliberty,andhisgeneralknowledgeofimportantmatters,suchasfishing,hunting,trapping,andallmannerofsignsandspellsandhoodoosandincantations,madehimimmenselyvaluableasacompanion。
Thefactthathissocietywasprohibitedgaveitavastlyaddedcharm。
TheBlankenshipspickedupaprecariouslivingfishingandhunting,andlivedatfirstinamiserablehouseofbark,underatree,butlatermovedintoquiteapretentiousbuildingbackofthenewClemenshomeonHillStreet。Itwasreallyanoldbarnofaplace——poorandramshackleeventhen;butnow,morethansixtyyearslater,apartofitisstillstanding。Thesidingofthepartthatstandsisofblackwalnut,whichmusthavebeenveryplentifulinthatlong—agotime……OlddrunkenBenBlankenshipneverdreamedthatpiecesofhishousewouldbecarriedoffasrelicsbecauseoftheliteraryfameofhissonTom——afamefoundedonirresponsibilityandinconsequence。OrionClemens,whowasconcernedwithmissionaryworkaboutthistime,undertooktoimprovetheBlankenshipsspiritually。Samadoptedthem,outright,andtookthemtohisheart。Hewaslikelytobethereatanyhouroftheday,andheandTomhadcat—callsignalsatnightwhichwouldbringhimoutonthebacksingle—storyroof,anddownalittlearborandflightofsteps,tothegroupofbooncompanionswhich,besidesTom,includedJohnBriggs,theBowenboys,WillPitts,andoneortwoothercongenialspirits。Theywerenotviciousboys;theywerenotreallybadboys;theywereonlymischievous,fun—lovingboys—thoughtless,andratherdisregardfulofthecomfortsandtherightsofothers。
XII
TOMSAWYER’SBAND
TheyrangedfromHolliday’sHillonthenorthtotheCaveonthesouth,andoverthefieldsandthroughallthewoodsabout。Theynavigated。
theriverfromTurtleIslandtoGlasscock’sIsland(nowPearl,orTomSawyer’sIsland),andfarbelow;theypenetratedthewildernessoftheIllinoisshore。Theycouldrunlikewildturkeysandswimlikeducks;
theycouldhandleaboatasifborninone。Noorchardormelonpatchwasentirelysafefromthem;nodogorslavepatrolsovigilantthattheydidnotsoonerorlatereludeit。Theyborrowedboatswhentheirownerswerenotpresent。Oncewhentheyfoundthistoomuchtrouble,theydecidedtoownaboat,andoneSundaygaveacertainborrowedcraftacoatofredpaint(formerlyithadbeengreen),andsecludeditforaseasonupBearCreek。Theyborrowedthepaintalso,andthebrush,thoughtheycarefullyreturnedthesethesameeveningaboutnightfall,sothepaintercouldhavethemMondaymorning。TomBlankenshipriggedupasailforthenewcraft,andSamClemensnameditCecilia,afterwhichtheydidn’tneedtoborrowboatsanymore,thoughtheownerofitdid;
andhesometimesusedtoobserveashesawitpassthat,ifithadbeenanyothercolorbutred,hewouldhaveswornitwashis。
Someoftheirexpeditionswereinnocentenough。TheyoftencruiseduptoTurtleIsland,abouttwomilesaboveHannibal,andspentthedayfeasting。Youcouldhaveloadedacarwithturtlesandtheireggsupthere,andtherewerequantitiesofmusselsandplentyoffish。Fishingandswimmingweretheirchiefpastimes,withgeneralmaraudingforadventure。Wheretherailroad—bridgenowendsontheMissourisidewastheirfavoriteswimming—hole——thatandalongBearCreek,asecludedlimpidwaterwithspecialinterestsofitsown。SometimesateveningtheyswamacrosstoGlasscock’sIsland——therendezvousofTomSawyer’s"BlackAvengers"andthehiding—placeofHuckandNiggerJim;then,whentheyhadfrolickedonthesand—barattheheadoftheislandforanhourormore,theywouldswimbackinthedusk,adistanceofhalfamile,breastingthestrong,steadyMississippicurrentwithoutexhaustionorfear。Theycouldswimallday,likelyenough,thosegracelessyoungscamps。Once——thoughthiswasconsiderablylater,whenhewassixteen——
SamClemensswamacrosstotheIllinoisside,andthenturnedandswambackagainwithoutlanding,adistanceofatleasttwomiles,ashehadtogo。Hewasseizedwithacramponthereturntrip。Hislegsbecameuseless,andhewasobligedtomaketheremainingdistancewithhisarms。
Itwasahardylifetheyled,anditisnotrecordedthattheyeverdidanyseriousdamage,thoughtheynarrowlymisseditsometimes。
OneoftheirSundaypastimeswastoclimbHolliday’sHillandrolldownbigstones,tofrightenthepeoplewhoweredrivingtochurch。
Holliday’sHillabovetheroadwassteep;astoneoncestartedwouldgoplungingandleapingdownandboundacrosstheroadwiththedeadlyswiftnessofatwelve—inchshell。Theboyswouldgetastonepoised,thenwaituntiltheysawateamapproaching,and,calculatingthedistance,wouldgiveitastart。Droppingdownbehindthebushes,theywouldwatchthedramaticeffectuponthechurch—goersasthegreatmissileshotacrosstheroadafewyardsbeforethem。ThiswasHomericsport,buttheycarriedittoofar。StonesthathadahabitofgettingloosesonumerouslyonSundaysandsorarelyonotherdaysinvitedsuspicion,andthe"Patterollers"(riverpatrol——akindofpoliceofthosedays)wereputonthewatch。SotheboysfoundotherdiversionsuntilthePatterollersdidnotwatchanymore;thentheyplannedagrandcoupthatwouldeclipseanythingbeforeattemptedinthestone—rollingline。
Arockaboutthesizeofanomnibuswaslyingupthere,inagoodpositiontogodownhill,once,started。Theydecideditwouldbeagloriousthingtoseethatgreatbouldergosmashingdown,ahundredyardsorsoinfrontofsomeunsuspectingandpeaceful—mindedchurch—
goer。Quarrymenweregettingoutrocknotfaraway,andlefttheirpicksandshovelsoverSundays。Theboysborrowedthese,andwenttoworktounderminethebigstone。Itwasaheavierjobthantheyhadcountedon,buttheyworkedfaithfully,SundayafterSunday。Iftheirparentshadwantedthemtoworklikethat,theywouldhavethoughttheywerebeingkilled。
FinallyoneSunday,whiletheyweredigging,itsuddenlygotlooseandstarteddown。Theywerenotquitereadyforit。Nobodywascomingbutanoldcoloredmaninacart,soitwasgoingtobewasted。Itwasnotquitewasted,however。Theyhadplannedforathrillingresult;andtherewasthrillenoughwhileitlasted。Inthefirstplace,thestonenearlycaughtWillBowenwhenitstarted。JohnBriggshadjustthatmomentquitdiggingandhandedWillthepick。WillwasabouttostepintotheexcavationwhenSamClemens,whowasalreadythere,leapedoutwithayell:
"Lookout,boys,she’scoming!"
Shecame。Thehugestonekepttothegroundatfirst,then,gatheringawildmomentum,itwentboundingintotheair。Abouthalf—waydownthehillitstruckatreeseveralinchesthroughandcutitcleanoff。Thisturneditscoursealittle,andthenegrointhecart,whoheardthenoise,sawitcomecrashinginhisdirectionandmadeawildefforttowhipuphishorse。Itwasalsoheadedtowardacooper—shopacrosstheroad。Theboyswatcheditwithgrowinginterest。Itmadelongerleapswitheverybound,andwheneveritstruckthefragmentsthedustwouldfly。Theywerecertainitwoulddemolishthenegroanddestroythecooper—shop。Theshopwasempty,itbeingSunday,buttherestofthecatastrophewouldinvitecloseinvestigation,withresults。Theywantedtofly,buttheycouldnotmoveuntiltheysawtherockland。Itwasmakingmightyleapsnow,andtheterrifiednegrohadmanagedtogetdirectlyinitspath。Theystoodholdingtheirbreath,theirmouthsopen。Thensuddenlytheycouldhardlybelievetheireyes;theboulderstruckaprojectionadistanceabovetheroad,andwithamightyboundsailedclearoverthenegroandhismuleandlandedinthesoftdirtbeyond—onlyafragmentstrikingtheshop,damagingbutnotwreckingit。
Halfburiedintheground,thatboulderlaytherefornearlyfortyyears;
thenitwasblastedupformillingpurposes。Itwasthelastrocktheboyseverrolleddown。Theybegantosuspectthatthesportwasnotaltogethersafe。
Sometimestheboysneededmoney,whichwasnoteasytogetinthosedays。
Ononeoccasionofthissort,TomBlankenshiphadtheskinofacoonhehadcaptured,whichrepresentedtheonlycapitalinthecrowd。AtSelms’sstoreonWildCatcornerthecoonskinwouldbringtencents,butthatwasnotenough。Theyarrangedaplanwhichwouldmakeitpayagooddealmorethanthat。Selins’swindowwasopen,itbeingsummer—time,andhispileofpeltswasprettyhandy。Huck——thatistosay,Tom——wentinthefrontdoorandsoldtheskinfortencentstoSelms,whotosseditbackonthepile。Tomcamebackwiththemoneyandafterareasonableperiodwentaroundtotheopenwindow,crawledin,gotthecoonskin,andsoldittoSelmsagain。Hedidthisseveraltimesthatafternoon;thenJohnPierce,Selins’sclerk,said:
"Lookhere,Selms,thereissomethingwrongaboutthis。Thatboyhasbeensellinguscoonskinsalltheafternoon。"
Selmswenttohispileofpelts。Therewereseveralsheepskinsandsomecowhides,butonlyonecoonskin——theonehehadthatmomentbought。
Selmshimselfusedtotellthisstoryasagreatjoke。
PerhapsitisnotaddingtoMarkTwain’sreputationtosaythattheboySamClemens——aprettysmallboy,agooddeallessthantwelveatthistime——wastheleaderofthisunhallowedband;yetanyotherrecordwouldbelessthanhistoric。Ifthebandhadaleader,itwashe。Theywerealwaysreadytolistentohim——theywouldevenstopfishingtodothat——
andtofollowhisprojects。Theylookedtohimforideasandorganization,whethertheundertakingwastoberealormake—believe。
Whentheyplayed"Bandit"or"Pirate"or"Indian,"SamClemenswasalwayschief;whentheybecamerealraidersitisrecordedthathewasnolessdistinguished。LikeTomSawyer,helovedtheglareandtrappingsofleadership。WhentheChristianSonsofTemperancecamealongwitharegalia,andaredsashthatcarriedwithitrankandtheprivilegeofinventingpass—words,thegaudofthesethingsgotintohiseyes,andhegaveupsmoking(whichhedidrathergingerly)andswearing(whichhedidonlyunderheavyexcitement),alsoliquor(thoughhehadnevertastedityet),andmarchedwiththenewlywashedandpureinheartforafullmonth——amonthofsplendidleadershipandservitude。Theneventheredsashcouldnotholdhiminbondage。HelookedupTomBlankenshipandsaid:
"Say,Tom,I’mblamedtiredofthis!Let’sgosomewhereandsmoke!"
Whichmusthavebeenagooddealofasacrifice,fortheuniformwasapreciousthing。
LimelightandthecenterofthestagewasapassionofSamClemens’sboyhood,aloveofthespectacularthatneverwhollydied。Itseemsalmostapitythatinthosefar—offbarefootolddayshecouldnothavelookeddowntheyearstoatimewhen,withtheworldathisfeet,venerableOxfordshouldclothehiminascarletgown。
Hecouldnotbyanychancehavedreamedofthatstatelyhonor。Hisambitionsdidnotlieinthedirectionofmentalachievement。Itistruethatnowandthen,onFridayatschool,hereadacomposition,oneofwhich——apersonalburlesqueoncertainolderboys——camenearresultinginbodilydamage。Butanyliteraryambitionhemayhavehadinthosedayswasafleetingthing。Hispermanentdreamwastobeapirate,orapilot,orabandit,oratrapper—scout;somethinggorgeousandactive,wherehisword——hisnod,even——constitutedsufficientlaw。Theriverkeptthepilotambitionalwaysfresh,andthecavesuppliedabackgroundforthoseotherthings。
Thecavewasanenduringandsubstantialjoy。Itwasarealcave,notmerelyahole,butasubterraneanmarvelofdeeppassagesandvaultedchambersthatledawayintobluffsandfardownintotheearth’sblacksilences,evenbelowtheriver,somesaid。ForSamClemensthecavehadafascinationthatneverfaded。Otherlocalitiesanddiversionsmightpall,butanymentionofthecavefoundhimalwayseagerandreadyforthethree—milewalkorpullthatbroughtthemtoitsmysticdoor。Withitslongcorridors,itsroyalchambershungwithstalactites,itsremotehiding—places,itspossibilitiesasthehomeofagallantoutlawband,itcontainedeverythingthataromanticboycouldloveorlongfor。InTomSawyerIndianJoediesinthecave。Hedidnotdiethereinreallife,butwaslostthereonce,andwaslivingonbatswhentheyfoundhim。Hewasadissolutereprobate,andwhen,onenight,hediddietherecameupathunder—stormsoterrificthatSamClemensathomeandinbedwascertainthatSatanhadcomeinpersonforthehalf—breed’swickedsoul。
Hecoveredhisheadandsaidhisprayersindustriously,inthefearthattheevilonemightconcludetosaveanothertripbytakinghimalong,too。
Thetreasure—diggingadventureinthebookhadafoundationinfact。
TherewasatraditionconcerningsomeFrenchtrapperswholongbeforehadestablishedatrading—posttwomilesaboveHannibal,onwhatiscalledthe"bay。"Itissaidthat,whileoneofthesetrapperswasouthunting,Indiansmadearaidonthepostandmassacredtheothers。Thehunteronreturningfoundhiscomradeskilledandscalped,buttheIndianshadfailedtofindthetreasurewhichwasburiedinachest。Heleftitthere,swamacrosstoIllinois,andmadehiswaytoSt。Louis,wherehetoldofthemassacreandtheburialofthe,chestofgold。Thenhestartedtoraiseapartytogobackforit,butwastakensickanddied。
LatersomemencameupfromSt。Louislookingforthechest。Theydidnotfindit,buttheytoldthecircumstances,andafterwardagoodmanypeopletriedtofindthegold。
TomBlankenshiponemorningcametoSamClemensandJohnBriggsandsaidhewasgoingtodigupthetreasure。Hesaidhehaddreamedjustwhereitwas,andsaidiftheywouldgowithhimanddighewoulddivideup。
Theboyshadgreatfaithindreams,especiallyTom’sdreams。Tom’sunlimitedfreedomgavehimalargeimportanceintheireyes。Thedreamsofaboylikethatwereprettysuretomeansomething。TheyfollowedTomtotheplacewithsomeshovelsandapick,andheshowedthemwheretodig。Thenhesatdownundertheshadeofapapaw—treeandgaveorders。
Theydugnearlyallday。Nowandthentheystoppedtorest,andmaybetowonderalittlewhyTomdidn’tdigsomehimself;but,ofcourse,hehaddonethedreaming,whichentitledhimtoanequalshare。
Theydidnotfinditthatday,andwhentheywentbacknextmorningtheytooktwolongironrods;thesetheywouldpushanddriveintothegrounduntiltheystrucksomethinghard。Thentheywoulddigdowntoseewhatitwas,butitneverturnedouttobemoney。Thatnighttheboysdeclaredtheywouldnotdiganymore。ButTomhadanotherdream。Hedreamedthegoldwasexactlyunderthe,littlepapaw—tree。Thissoundedsocircumstantialthattheywentbackandduganotherday。Itwashotweathertoo,August,andthatnighttheywerenearlydead。EvenTomgaveitup,then。Hesaidtherewassomethingaboutthewaytheydug,butheneverofferedtodoanydigginghimself。
Thisdiffersconsiderablyfromthediggingincidentinthebook,butitgivesusanideaoftherespecttheboyshadfortheragamuffinoriginalofHuckleberryFinn。——[MuchofthedetailinthischapterwasfurnishedtothewriterbyJohnBriggsshortlybeforehisdeathin1907。]——TomBlankenship’sbrother,Ben,wasalsodrawnuponforthatcreation,atleastsofarasoneimportantphaseofHuck’scharacterisconcerned。Hewasconsiderablyolder,aswellasmoredisreputable,thanTom。Hewasinclinedtotormenttheboysbytyingknotsintheirclotheswhentheywentswimming,orbythrowingmudatthemwhentheywantedtocomeout,andtheyhadnodeeploveforhim。ButsomewhereinBenBlankenshiptherewasafinegenerousstrainofhumanitythatprovidedMarkTwainwiththatimmortalepisodeinthestoryofHuckFinn——inshelteringtheNiggerJim。
Thisistherealstory:
AslaveranofffromMonroeCounty,Missouri,andgotacrosstheriverintoIllinois。Benusedtofishandhuntoverthereintheswamps,andonedayfoundhim。Itwasconsideredamostworthyactinthosedaystoreturnarunawayslave;infact,itwasacrimenottodoit。Besides,therewasforthisonearewardoffiftydollars,afortunetoraggedoutcastBenBlankenship。Thatmoneyandthehonorhecouldacquiremusthavebeentemptingtothewaif,butitdidnotoutweighhishumansympathy。Insteadofgivinghimupandclaimingthereward,Benkepttherunawayoverthereinthemarshesallsummer。ThenegrowouldfishandBenwouldcarryhimscrapsofotherfood。Then,byandby,itleakedout。Somewood—chopperswentonahuntforthefugitive,andchasedhimtowhatwascalled"BirdSlough。"Theretryingtocrossadrifthewasdrowned。
Inthebook,theauthormakesHuck’sstruggleapsychologicalonebetweenconscienceandthelaw,ononeside,andsympathyontheother。WithBenBlankenshipthestruggle——iftherewasastruggle——wasprobablybetweensympathyandcupidity。Hewouldcareverylittleforconscienceandstilllessforlaw。Hissympathywiththerunaway,however,wouldbelargeandelemental,anditmusthavebeenverylargetooffsetthelureofthatreward。
Therewasagruesomesequeltothisincident。Somedaysfollowingthedrowningoftherunaway,SamClemens,JohnBriggs,andtheBowenboyswenttothespotandwerepushingthedriftabout,whensuddenlythenegrorosebeforethem,straightandterrible,abouthalfhislengthoutofthewater。Hehadgonedownfeetforemost,andthelooseneddrifthadreleasedhim。Theboysdidnotstoptoinvestigate。Theythoughthewasafterthemandflewinwildterror,neverstoppinguntiltheyreachedhumanhabitation。
Howmanygruesomeexperiencesthereappeartohavebeeninthoseearlydays!In’TheInnocentsAbroad’MarkTwaintellsofthemurderedmanhesawonenightinhisfather’soffice。Theman’snamewasMcFarlane。HehadbeenstabbedthatdayintheoldHudson—McFarlanefeudandcarriedintheretodie。SamClemensandJohnBriggshadrunawayfromschoolandhadbeenskylarkingallthatday,andknewnothingoftheaffair。Samdecidedthathisfather’sofficewassaferforhimthantofacehismother,whowasprobablysittingup,waiting。Hetellsushowhelayonthelounge,andhowashapeonthefloorgraduallyresolveditselfintotheoutlinesofaman;howasquareofmoonlightfromthewindowapproacheditandgraduallyrevealedthedeadfaceandtheghastlystabbedbreast。
"Iwentoutofthere,"hesays。"IdonotsaythatIwentawayinanysortofahurry,butIsimplywent;thatissufficient。Iwentoutofthewindow,andIcarriedthesashalongwithme。Ididnotneedthesash,butitwashandiertotakeitthanto,leaveit,andsoItookit。
Iwasnotscared,butIwasconsiderablyagitated。"
Hewasnotyettwelve,forhisfatherwasnolongeralivewhentheboyreachedthatage。Certainlytheseweredisturbing,hauntingthings。
Thentherewasthecaseofthedrunkentrampinthecalaboosetowhomtheboyskind—heartedlyenoughcarriedfoodandtobacco。SamClemensspentsomeofhispreciousmoneytobuythetrampaboxofLucifermatches——abrandnewinventionthen,scarceandhigh。Thetrampstartedafirewiththematchesandburneddownthecalaboose,himselfinit。Forweekstheboywastortured,awakeandinhisdreams,bythethoughtthatifhehadnotcarriedthemanthematchesthetragedycouldnothavehappened。
RemorsewasalwaysSamuelClemens’ssurestpunishment。Tohislastdaysonearthheneveroutgrewitspangs。
Whatanumberofthingscrowdedthemselvesintoafewbriefyears!ItisnoteasytocurtailtheseboyhoodadventuresofSamClemensandhisscapegracefriends,butonemightgoonindefinitelywiththeirmaddoings。Theywereanunpromisinglot。Ministersandothersober—mindedcitizensfreelyprophesiedsuddenandviolentendsforthem,andconsideredthemhardlyworthprayingfor。Theymusthaveprovenadisappointinglottothoseprophets。TheBowenboysbecamefineriver—
pilots;WillPittswasinduetimealeadingmerchantandbankdirector;
JohnBriggsgrewintoawell—to—doandhighlyrespectedfarmer;evenHuckFinn——thatistosay,TomBlankenship——isreputedtohaverankedasanhonoredcitizenandjusticeofthepeaceinaWesterntown。Butinthosedaystheywereariotous,fun—lovingbandwithlittlerespectfororderandevenlessforordinance。
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THEGENTLERSIDE
Hisassociationswerenotallofthatlawlessbreed。Athisschool(hehadsampledseveralplacesoflearning,andwasnowatMr。Cross’sontheSquare)wereanumberoflessadventurous,evenifnotintrinsicallybetterplaymates。TherewasGeorgeRobards,theLatinscholar,andJohn,hisbrother,ahandsomeboy,whorodeawayatlastwithhisfatherintothesunset,toCalifornia,hisgoldencurlsflyinginthewind。AndtherewasJimmyMcDaniel,akind—heartedboywhosecompanywasworthwhile,becausehisfatherwasaconfectioner,andheusedtobringcandyandcaketoschool。AlsotherewasBuckBrown,arivalspeller,andJohnMeredith,thedoctor’sson,andJohnGarth,whowasonedaytomarrylittleHelenKercheval,andintheendwouldberememberedandhonoredwithabeautifulmemorialbuildingnotfarfromthesiteoftheoldschool。
Furthermore,therewereagoodmanygirls。TomSawyerhadanimpressionableheart,andSamClemensnolessso。TherewasBettieOrmsley,andArtemisiaBriggs,andJennieBrady;alsoMaryMiller,whowasnearlytwicehisageandgavehimhisfirstbrokenheart。
"IbelieveIwasasmiserableasagrownmancouldbe,"hesaidonce,remembering。
TomSawyerhadheartsorrowstoo,andwemayimaginethathisemotionsatsuchtimesweretheemotionsofSamClemens,sayattheageoften。
But,asTomSawyerhadonefaithfulsweetheart,sodidhe。Theywereoneandthesame。BeckyThatcherinthebookwasLauraHawkinsinreality。
TheacquaintanceofthesetwohadbegunwhentheHawkinsfamilymovedintotheVirginiahouseonthecornerofHillandMainstreets。——[TheHawkinsfamilyinreallifeborenoresemblancetothefamilyofthatnameinTheGildedAge。JudgeHawkinsofTheGildedAge,asalreadynoted,wasJohnClemens。MarkTwainusedthenameHawkins,alsothenameofhisboyhoodsweetheart,Laura,merelyforoldtimes’sake,andbecauseinportrayingthechildhoodofLauraHawkinshehadapictureoftherealLaurainhismind。]——TheClemensfamilywastheninthenewhomeacrosstheway,andthechildrenweresoonacquainted。Theboycouldbetenderandkind,andwasalwaysgentleinhistreatmentoftheothersex。Theyvisitedbackandforth,especiallyaroundthenewhouse,wheretherewerenicepiecesofboardsandbricksforplay—houses。Sotheyplayed"keepinghouse,"andiftheydidnotalwaysagreewell,sincethebeginningoftheworldsweetheartshavenotalwaysagreed,eveninArcady。Oncewhentheywerebuildingahouse——andtheremayhavebeensomedifferenceofopinionastoitsarchitecture——theboyhappenedtoletabrickfallonthelittlegirl’sfinger。Iftherehadbeenanydisagreementitvanishedinstantlywiththatmisfortune。Hetriedtocomfortherandsoothethepain;thenheweptwithherandsufferedmostofthetwo,nodoubt。So,yousee,hewasjustalittleboy,afterall,eventhoughhewasalreadychiefofared—handedband,the"BlackAvengersoftheSpanishMain。"
Hewasalwaysatender—heartedlad。Hewouldneverabuseananimal,unless,asinthePain—killerincident,histendencytoprankingranawaywithhim。Hehadindeedagenuinepassionforcats;summerswhenhewenttothefarmheneverfailedtotakehiscatinabasket。Whenheate,itsatinachairbesidehimatthetable。Hissympathyincludedinanimatethingsaswell。Helovedflowers——notastheembryobotanistorgardener,butasapersonalfriend。HepitiedthedeadleafandthemurmuringdriedweedofNovemberbecausetheirbriefliveswereended,andtheywouldneverknowthesummeragain,orgrowgladwithanotherspring。Hisheartwentouttothem;totheriverandthesky,thesunlitmeadowandthedriftedhill。Thathisobservationofallnaturewasminuteandaccurateisshowneverywhereinhiswriting;butitwasnevertheobservationofayoungnaturalistitwasthesubconsciousobservationofsympatheticlove。
Wearewanderingawayfromhisschool—days。Theywerebriefenoughandcamerapidlytoanend。Theywillnotholduslong。UndoubtedlyTomSawyer’sdistasteforschoolandhisexcusesforstayingathome——usuallysomepretendedillness——haveamplefoundationintheboyhoodofSamClemens。Hismotherpunishedhimandpleadedwithhim,alternately。Hedetestedschoolashedetestednothingelseonearth,evengoingtochurch。"Churchain’tworthshucks,"saidTomSawyer,butitwasbetterthanschool。
Asalreadynoted,theschoolofMr。CrossstoodinornearwhatisnowtheSquareinHannibal。TheSquarewasonlyagrovethen,grownupwithplum,hazel,andvine——arareplaceforchildren。Atrecessandthenoonhourthechildrenclimbedtrees,gatheredflowers,andswungingrape—
vineswings。Therewasaspelling—beeeveryFridayafternoon,forSamtheonlyendurableeventoftheschoolexercises。HecouldholdtheflooratspellinglongerthanBuckBrown。Thiswasspectacularandshowy;itinvitedcomplimentsevenfromMr。Cross,whosenamemusthavebeenhandeddownbyangels,itfittedhimsowell。OnedaySamClemenswroteonhisslate:
CrossbynameandcrossbynatureCrossjumpedoveranIrishpotato。
HeshowedthistoJohnBriggs,whoconsidereditastrokeofgenius。Heurgedtheauthortowriteitontheboardatnoon,butthepoet’sambitiondidnotgosofar。
"Oh,pshaw!"saidJohn。"Iwouldn’tbeafraidtodoit。
"Idareyoutodoit,"saidSam。
JohnBriggsnevertookadare,andatnoon,whenMr。Crosswasathomeatdinner,hewroteflaminglythedescriptivecouplet。Whentheteacherreturnedand"books"werecalledhelookedsteadilyatJohnBriggs。Hehadrecognizedthepenmanship。
"Didyoudothat?"heasked,ominously。
Itwasatimefortruth。
"Yes,sir,"saidJohn。
"Comehere!"AndJohncame,andpaidforhisexploitationofgeniusheavily。SamClemensexpectedthatthenextcallwouldbefor"author,"
butforsomereasontheinvestigationendedthere。Itwasunusualforhimtoescape。Hisbackgenerallykeptfairlywarmfromone"frailing"
tothenext。
Hisrewardswerenotallofapunitivenature。Thereweretwomedalsintheschool,oneforspelling,theotherforamiability。Theywereawardedonceaweek,andtheholdersworethemabouttheneckconspicuously,andwereenviedaccordingly。JohnRobards——heofthegoldencurls——worealmostcontinuouslythemedalforamiability,whileSamClemenshadamortgageonthemedalforspelling。Sometimestheytraded,toseehowitwouldseem,butthemasterdiscouragedthispracticebytakingthemedalsawayfromthemfortheremainderoftheweek。OnceSamClemenslostthemedalbyleavingthefirst"r"outofFebruary。Hecouldhavespelleditbackward,ifnecessary;butLauraHawkinswastheonlyoneontheflooragainsthim,andhewasagallantboy。
Thepictureofthatschoolaspresentedinthebookwrittenthirtyyearslaterisfaithful,wemaybelieve,andthecentralfigureisatender—
hearted,romantic,devil—may—carelad,loathingapplicationandlongingonlyforfreedom。Itwasaboonwhichwouldcometohimsoonereventhanhehaddreamed。
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THEPASSINGOFJOHNCLEMENS
JudgeClemens,whotimeandagainhadwreckedorcrippledhisfortunebydevicesmoreorlessunusual,nowadoptedtheoneunfailingmethodofachievingdisaster。Heendorsedalargenote,foramanofgoodrepute,andthepaymentofitswepthimclean:home,property,everythingvanishedagain。TheSt。Louiscousintookoverthehomeandagreedtoletthefamilyoccupyitonpaymentofasmallinterest;butafteranattemptathousekeepingwithafewscantyfurnishingsandPamela’spiano——allthathadbeensavedfromthewreck——theymovedacrossthestreetintoaportionoftheVirginiahouse,thenoccupiedbyaDr。Grant。TheGrantsproposedthattheClemensfamilymoveoverandboardthem,awelcomearrangementenoughatthistime。
JudgeClemenshadstillahopeleft。TheclerkshipoftheSurrogateCourtwassoontobefilledbyelection。Itwasanimportantremunerativeoffice,andhewasregardedasthefavoritecandidatefortheposition。Hisdisasterhadarousedgeneralsympathy,andhisnominationandelectionwereconsideredsure。Hetooknochances;hemadeacanvassonhorsebackfromhousetohouse,oftenridingthroughrainandthechilloffall,acquiringacoughwhichwashardtoovercome。
Hewaselectedbyaheavymajority,anditwasbelievedhecouldholdtheofficeaslongashechose。Thereseemednofurtherneedofworry。Assoonashewasinstalledinofficetheywouldliveinstylebecomingtheirsocialposition。AbouttheendofFebruaryherodetoPalmyratobeswornin。Returninghewasdrenchedbyastormofrainandsleet,arrivingatlasthalffrozen。Hissystemwasinnoconditiontoresistsuchashock。Pneumoniafollowed;physicianscamewithtormentsofplastersandallopathicdosingsthatbroughtnorelief。OrionreturnedfromSt。Louistoassistincaringforhim,andsatbyhisbed,encouraginghimandreadingtohim,butitwasevidentthathegrewdailyweaker。NowandthenhebecamecheerfulandspokeoftheTennesseelandastheseedofavastfortunethatmustsurelyfloweratlast。Heutterednoregrets,nocomplaints。Onceonlyhesaid:
"IbelieveifIhadstayedinTennesseeImighthavebeenworthtwentythousanddollarsto—day。"
Onthemorningofthe24thofMarch,1847,itwasevidentthathecouldnotlivemanyhours。Hewasveryweak。Whenhespoke,nowandthen,itwasoftheland。Hesaiditwouldsoonmakethemallrichandhappy。
"Clingtotheland,"hewhispered。"Clingtotheland,andwait。Letnothingbeguileitawayfromyou。"
AlittlelaterhebeckonedtoPamela,nowalovelygirlofnineteen,and,puttinghisarmaboutherneck,kissedherforthefirsttimeinyears。
"Letmedie,"hesaid。
Heneverspokeafterthat。Alittlemore,andthesad,wearylifethathadlastedlessthanforty—nineyearswasended:Adreamerandamoralist,anuprightmanhonoredbyall,hehadneverbeenafinancier。
Heendedlifewithlessthanhehadbegun。
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AYOUNGBENFRANKLIN
ForathirdtimedeathhadenteredtheClemenshome:notonlyhaditbroughtgriefnow,butithadbanishedthelightofnewfortunefromtheverythreshold。Thedisasterseemedcomplete。
Thechildrenweredazed。JudgeClemenshadbeenadistant,reservedman,buttheyhadlovedhim,eachinhisownway,andtheyhadhonoredhisuprightnessandnobilityofpurpose。Mrs。Clemensconfidedtoaneighborthat,inspiteofhismanner,herhusbandhadbeenalwayswarm—hearted,withadeepaffectionforhisfamily。Theyrememberedthathehadneverreturnedfromajourneywithoutbringingeachonesomepresent,howevertrifling。Orion,lookingoutofhiswindownextmorning,sawoldAbramKurtz,andheardhimlaugh。Hewonderedhowanybodycouldstilllaugh。
TheboySamwasfairlybrokendown。Remorse,whichalwaysdealtwithhimunsparingly,laidaheavyhandonhimnow。Wildness,disobedience,indifferencetohisfather’swishes,allwereremembered;ahundredthings,inthemselvestrifling,becameghastlyandheart—wringingintheknowledgethattheycouldneverbeundone。Seeinghisgrief,hismothertookhimbythehandandledhimintotheroomwherehisfatherlay。
"Itisallright,Sammy,"shesaid。"What’sdoneisdone,anditdoesnotmattertohimanymore;butherebythesideofhimnowIwantyoutopromiseme————"
Heturned,hiseyesstreamingwithtears,andflunghimselfintoherarms。
"Iwillpromiseanything,"hesobbed,"ifyouwon’tmakemegotoschool!
Anything!"
Hismotherheldhimforamoment,thinking,thenshesaid:
"No,Sammy;youneednotgotoschoolanymore。Onlypromisemetobeabetterboy。Promisenottobreakmyheart。"
Sohepromisedhertobeafaithfulandindustriousman,andupright,likehisfather。Hismotherwassatisfiedwiththat。Thesenseofhonorandjusticewasalreadystrongwithinhim。Tohimapromisewasaseriousmatteratanytime;madeunderconditionsliketheseitwouldbeheldsacred。
Thatnight——itwasafterthefuneral——histendencytosomnambulismmanifesteditself。Hismotherandsister,whoweresleepingtogether,sawthedooropenandaforminwhiteenter。Naturallynervousatsuchatime,andlivinginadayofalmostuniversalsuperstition,theywereterrifiedandcoveredtheirheads。Presentlyahandwaslaidonthecoverlet,firstatthefoot,thenattheheadofthebed。AthoughtstruckMrs。Clemens:
"Sam!"shesaid。
Heanswered,buthewassoundasleepandfelltothefloor。Hehadrisenandthrownasheetaroundhiminhisdreams。Hewalkedinhissleepseveralnightsinsuccessionafterthat。Thenhesleptmoresoundly。
OrionreturnedtoSt。Louis。Hewasaverygoodbookandjobprinterbythistimeandreceivedasalaryoftendollarsaweek(highwagesinthosefrugaldays),ofwhichhesentthreedollarsweeklytothefamily。
Pamela,whohadacquiredaconsiderableknowledgeofthepianoandguitar,wenttothetownofParis,inMonroeCounty,aboutfiftymilesaway,andtaughtaclassofmusicpupils,contributingwhateverremainedafterpayingforherboardandclothingtothefamilyfund。Itwasahardtaskforthegirl,forshewastimidandnotover—strong;butshewasresoluteandpatient,andwonsuccess。PamelaClemenswasanoblecharacteranddeservesafullerhistorythancanbeaffordedinthiswork。
Mrs。ClemensandhersonSamuelnowhadasobertalk,and,realizingthattheprintingtradeofferedopportunityforacquiringfurthereducationaswellasalivelihood,theyagreedthatheshouldbeapprenticedtoJosephP。Ament,whohadlatelymovedfromPalmyratoHannibalandboughtaweeklyDemocratpaper,theMissouriCourier。Theapprenticetermswerenotover—liberal。Theyweretheusualthingforthattime:boardandclothes——"moreboardthanclothes,andnotmuchofeither,"MarkTwainusedtosay。
"Iwassupposedtogettwosuitsofclothesayear,likeanigger,butI
didn’tgetthem。IgotonesuitandtooktherestoutinAment’soldgarments,whichdidn’tfitmeinanynoticeableway。Iwasonlyabouthalfasbigashewas,andwhenIhadononeofhisshirtsIfeltasifI
hadonacircustent。Ihadtoturnthetrousersuptomyearstomakethemshortenough。"
Therewasanotherapprentice,ayoungfellowofabouteighteen,namedWalesMcCormick,adevilishfellowandagiant。Ament’sclothesweretoosmallforWales,buthehadtowearthem,andSamClemensandWalesMcCormicktogether,fittedoutwithAment’sclothes,musthavebeenapicturesquepair。Therewasalso,foratime,aboynamedRalph;butheappearstohavepresentednofeaturesofastrikingsort,andthememoryofhimhasbecomedim。
Theapprenticesateinthekitchenatfirst,servedbytheoldslave—cookandherhandsomemulattodaughter;butthoseprinter’s"devils"madeitsolivelytherethatinduetimetheywerepromotedtothefamilytable,wheretheysatwithMr。andMrs。Amentandtheonejourneyman,PetMcMurry——anamethatinitselfwasaninspiration。WhatthoseyoungscampsdidnotalreadyknowPetMcMurrycouldteachthem。SamClemenshadpromisedtobeagoodboy,andhewas,bythestandardsofboyhood。
Hewasindustrious,regularathiswork,quicktolearn,kind,andtruthful。Angelscouldhardlybemorethanthatinaprinting—office;
butwhenfoodwasscarceevenanangel——ayoungprinterangel——couldhardlyresistslippingdownthecellarstairsatnightforrawpotatoes,onions,andappleswhichtheycarriedintotheoffice,wheretheboyssleptonapalletonthefloor,andthisforagetheycookedontheofficestove。Walesespeciallyhadawayofcookingapotatothathisassociateneverforgot。
ItisunfortunatethatnophotographicportraithasbeenpreservedofSamClemensatthisperiod。Butwemayimaginehimfromaletterwhich,longyearsafter,PetMcMurrywrotetoMarkTwain。Hesaid:
Ifyourmemoryextendssofarback,youwillrecallalittlesandy—
hairedboy——[ThecolorofMarkTwain’shairinearlylifehasbeenvariouslyreferredtoasred,black,andbrown。Itwas,infact,asstatedbyMcMurry,"sandy"inboyhood,deepeninglatertothatrich,mahoganytoneknownasauburn。]——ofnearlyaquarterofacenturyago,intheprinting—officeatHannibal,overtheBrittinghamdrugstore,mounteduponalittleboxatthecase,pullingawayatahugecigaroradiminutivepipe,whousedtolovetosingsowelltheexpressionofthepoordrunkenmanwhowassupposedtohavefallenbythewayside:"IfeverIgetupagain,I’llstayup——ifI
kin。"……Doyourecollectanyoftheseriousconflictsthatmirth—lovingbrainofyoursusedtogetyouintowiththatdiminutivecreatureWalesMcCormick——howyouusedtocalluponmetoholdyourcigarorpipe,whilstyouwententirelythroughhim?
Thisisgoodtestimony,withoutdoubt。WhenhehadbeenwithAmentlittlemorethanayearSamhadbecomeofficefavoriteandchiefstandby。
WhateverrequiredintelligenceandcareandimaginationwasgiventoSamClemens。HecouldsettypeasaccuratelyandalmostasrapidlyasPetMcMurry;hecouldwashuptheformsagooddealbetterthanPet;andhecouldrunthejob—presstothetuneof"AnnieLaurie"or"AlongtheBeachatRockaway,"withoutmissingastrokeorlosingafinger。Sometimes,atoddmoments,hewould"setup"oneofthepopularsongsorsomefavoritepoemlike"TheBlackberryGirl,"andofthesehesentcopiesprintedoncotton,evenonscrapsofsilk,tofavoritegirlfriends;alsotoPussQuarles,onhisuncle’sfarm,whereheseldomwentnow,becausehewasreallygrownup,associatingwithmenanddoingaman’swork。Hehadchargeofthecirculation——whichistosay,hecarriedthepapers。
DuringthelastyearoftheMexicanWar,whenatelegraph—wirefounditswayacrosstheMississippitoHannibal——alongsaggingspan,thatforsomereasondidnotbreakofitsownweight——hewasgivenchargeoftheextraswithnewsfromthefront;andtheburningimportanceofhismission,thebringingofnewshotfromthefieldofbattle,spurredhimtoendeavorsthatwonplauditsandsuccess。
Hebecameasortofsubeditor。WhentheformsofthepaperwerereadytocloseandAmentwasneededtosupplymorematter,itwasSamwhowasdelegatedtofindthatratheruncertainandelusivepersonandlaborwithhimuntiltherequiredcopywasproduced。Thusitwashesawliteratureinthemaking。
ItisnotbelievedthatSamhadanywritingambitionsofhisown。Hischiefdesirewastobeanall—roundjourneymanprinterlikePetMcMurry;
todriftupanddowntheworldinPet’suntrammeledfashion;toseeallthatPethadseenandanumberofthingswhichPetappearedtohaveoverlooked。Hevariedonoccasionfromthisambition。WhenthefirstnegrominstrelshowvisitedHannibalandhadgone,heyearnedforabriefperiodtobeamagnificent"middleman"oreventhe"end—man"ofthatcombination;whenthecircuscameandwent,hedreamedofthedaywhen,acaperingfrescoedclown,hewouldsetcrowdedtiersofspectatorsguffawingathishumor;whenthetravelinghypnotistarrived,hevolunteeredasasubject,andamazedtheaudiencebythemarvelofhisperformance。
Inlaterlifeheclaimedthathehadnotbeenhypnotizedinanydegree,buthadbeenpretendingthroughout——astatementalwaysdeniedbyhismotherandhisbrotherOrion。Thisdisputewasneversettled,andnevercouldbe。SamClemens’stendencytosomnambulismwouldseemtosuggestthathereallymighthavetakenonahypnoticcondition,whilehisconsummateskillasanactor,thenandalways,andhisearlyfondnessofexhibitionandajoke,wouldmakeitnotunlikelythathewasmerely"showingoff"andhavinghisfun。Hecouldfollowthedictatesofavividimaginationandcouldbeasoutrageousashechosewithoutincurringresponsibilityofanysort。Buttherewasapenalty:hemustallowpinsandneedlestobethrustintohisfleshandsufferthesetortureswithoutshowingdiscomforttothespectators。Itisdifficulttobelievethatanyboy,howevergreathisexhibitorypassion,couldpermit,inthefullpossessionofhissensibilities,aneedletobethrustdeeplyintohisfleshwithoutmanifestationsofamostunmesmericsort。Theconclusionseemswarrantedthathebeganbypretending,butthatattimeshewasatleastundersemi—mesmericcontrol。Atallevents,heenjoyedaweekofdazzlingtriumph,thoughintheendheconcludedtosticktoprintingasatrade。
Wehavesaidthathewasarapidlearnerandaneatworkman。AtAment’shegenerallyhadadailytask,eitherofcompositionorpress—work,afterwhichhewasfree。Whenhehadgotthehangofhisworkhewasusuallydonebythreeintheafternoon;thenawaytotheriverorthecave,asintheolddays,sometimeswithhisboyfriends,sometimeswithLauraHawkinsgatheringwildcolumbineonthathighcliffoverlookingtheriver,Lover’sLeap。
Hewasbecomingquiteabeau,attendingpartiesonoccasion,whereold—
fashionedgames——Forfeits,Ring—around—a—Rosy,DustyMiller,andthelike——wereregardedasrareamusements。Hewasafavoritewithgirlsofhisownage。Hewasalwaysgood—natured,thoughheplayedjokesonthem,too,andwasoftenaseveretrial。HewaswithLauraHawkinsmorethantheothers,usuallyherescort。OnSaturdayafternoonsinwinterhecarriedherskatestoBearCreekandhelpedhertoputthemon。Afterwhichtheyskated"partners,"holdinghandstightly,andwerealikelypairofchildren,nodoubt。InTheGildedAgeLauraHawkinsattwelveispictured"withherdaintyhandsproppedintotheribbon—borderedpocketsofherapron……avisiontowarmthecoldestheartandblessandcheerthesaddest。"TheauthorhadtherealLauraofhischildhoodinhismindwhenhewrotethat,thoughthestoryitselfbearsnoresemblancetoherlife。
Theywereneverreallysweethearts,thosetwo。Theyweregoodfriendsandcomrades。Sometimeshebroughthermagazines——exchangesfromtheprinting——office——Godey’sandothers。Thesewereatreat,forsuchthingswerescarceenough。Hecaredlittleforreading,himself,beyondafewexcitingtales,thoughtheputtingintotypeofagooddealofmiscellaneousmatterhadbeyonddoubtdevelopedinhimatasteforgeneralknowledge。Itneededonlytobeawakened。
XVI
THETURNING—POINT
Therecameintohislifejustatthisperiodoneofthoseseeminglytriflingincidentswhich,viewedinretrospect,assumepivotalproportions。Hewasonhiswayfromtheofficetohishomeoneafternoonwhenhesawflyingalongthepavementasquareofpaper,aleaffromabook。Atanearliertimehewouldnothavebotheredwithitatall,butanyprintedpagehadacquiredaprofessionalinterestforhimnow。Hecaughttheflyingscrapandexaminedit。ItwasaleaffromsomehistoryofJoanofArc。The"maid"wasdescribedinthecageatRouen,inthefortress,andthetworuffianEnglishsoldiershadstolenherclothes。
Therewasabriefdescriptionandagooddealofdialogue——herreproachesandtheirribaldreplies。
Hehadneverheardofthesubjectbefore。Hehadneverreadanyhistory。
WhenhewantedtoknowanyfactheaskedHenry,whoreadeverythingobtainable。Now,however,therearosewithinhimadeepcompassionforthegentleMaidofOrleans,aburningresentmenttowardhercaptors,apowerfulandindestructibleinterestinhersadhistory。Itwasaninterestthatwouldgrowsteadilyformorethanhalfalifetimeandculminateatlastinthatcrowningwork,theRecollections,thelovelieststoryevertoldofthemartyredgirl。
Theincidentmeantevenmorethanthat:itmeanttheawakeningofhisinterestinallhistory——theworld’sstoryinitsmanyphases——apassionwhichbecamethelargestfeatureofhisintellectuallifeandremainedwithhimuntilhisverylastdayonearth。Fromthemomentwhenthatflutteringleafwasblownintohishandshiscareerasoneoftheworld’smentallyelectwasassured。Itgavehimhiscue——thefirstwordofapartinthehumandrama。Itcrystallizedsuddenlywithinhimsympathywiththeoppressed,rebellionagainsttyrannyandtreachery,scornforthedivinerightsofkings。Afewmonthsbeforehediedhewroteapaperon"TheTurning—pointofMyLife。"Forsomereasonhedidnotmentionthisincident。Yetiftherewasaturning—pointinhislife,hereacheditthatbleakafternoononthestreetsofHannibalwhenastrayleaffromanotherlifewasblownintohishands。
HereadhungrilynoweverythinghecouldfindrelatingtotheFrenchwars,andtoJoaninparticular。Heacquiredanappetiteforhistoryingeneral,therecordofanynationorperiod;heseemedlikelytobecomeastudent。Presentlyhebegantofeeltheneedoflanguages,FrenchandGerman。TherewasnoopportunitytoacquireFrench,thathecoulddiscover,buttherewasaGermanshoemakerinHannibalwhoagreedtoteachhisnativetongue。SamClemensgotafriend——verylikelyitwasJohnBriggs——toformaclasswithhim,andtogethertheyarrangedforlessons。TheshoemakerhadlittleornoEnglish。TheyhadnoGerman。
Itwouldseem,however,thattheirteacherhadsomesortofa"word—
book,"andwhentheyassembledinhislittlecubby—holeofaretreathebeganreadingaloudfromitthispuzzlingsentence:
"Dehaineetfleewhoopindehayer。"
"Dere!"hesaid,triumphantly;"youknowdosevord?"
Thestudentslookedateachotherhelplessly。
Theteacherrepeatedthesentence,andagaintheywerehelplesswhenheaskediftheyrecognizedit。
Thenindespairheshowedthemthebook。ItwasanEnglishprimer,andthesentencewas:
"Thehen,itfliesupintheair。"
TheyexplainedtohimgentlythatitwasGermantheywishedtolearn,notEnglish——notunderthecircumstances。Later,SammadeanattemptatLatin,andgotabookforthatpurpose,butgaveitup,saying:
"No,thatlanguageisnotforme。I’lldowellenoughtolearnEnglish。"
AboywhotookitupwithhimbecameaLatinscholar。
Hisprejudiceagainstoppressionheputintopractice。Boyswhowerebeingimposeduponfoundinhimareadyprotector。Sometimes,watchingagameofmarblesortops,hewouldremarkinhisslow,impressiveway:
"Youmustn’tcheatthatboy。"Andthecheatingstopped。Whenitdidn’t,therewasacombat,withconsequences。
XVII
THEHANNIBAL"JOURNAL"
OrionreturnedfromSt。Louis。HefeltthathewasneededinHannibaland,whilewagestherewerelower,hisexpensesathomewereslight;
therewasmorerealreturnforthefamilyfund。HissisterPamelawasteachingaclassinHannibalatthistime。Orionwassurprisedwhenhismotherandsistergreetedhimwithkissesandtears。Anyoutwarddisplayofaffectionwasnewtohim。
Thefamilyhadmovedbackacrossthestreetbythistime。WithSamsupportinghimself,theearningsofOrionandPamelaprovidedatleastasemblanceofcomfort。ButOrionwasnotsatisfied。Then,asalways,hehadavarietyofvagueambitions。Oratoryappealedtohim,andhedeliveredatemperancelecturewithanaccompanimentofmusic,suppliedchieflybyPamela。Heaspiredtothestudyoflaw,arecurringinclinationthroughouthiscareer。Healsothoughtoftheministry,anambitionwhichSamsharedwithhimforatime。Everymischievousboyhasit,soonerorlater,thoughnotallforthesamereasons。
"ItwasthemostearnestambitionIeverhad,"MarkTwainonceremarked,thoughtfully。"NotthatIeverreallywantedtobeapreacher,butbecauseitneveroccurredtomethatapreachercouldbedamned。Itlookedlikeasafejob。"
AperiodicalambitionofOrion’swastoownandconductapaperinHannibal。HefeltthatinsuchapositionhemightbecomeapowerinWesternjournalism。OncehisfatherhadconsideredbuyingtheHannibalJournaltogiveOrionachance,andpossiblytofurtherhisownpoliticalambitions。NowOrionconsidereditforhimself。Thepaperwasforsaleunderamortgage,andhewasenabledtoborrowthe$500whichwouldsecureownership。Sam’stwoyearsatAment’swerenowcomplete,andOrioninducedhimtotakeemploymentontheJournal。Henryatelevenwastakenoutofschooltolearntypesetting。
Orionwasagentle,accommodatingsoul,buthelackedforceandindependence。
"IfollowedalltheadviceIreceived,"hesaysinhisrecord。"Iftwoormorepersonsconflictedwitheachother,Iadoptedtheviewsofthelast。"
Hestartedfullofenthusiasm。Heworkedlikeaslavetosavehelp:
wrotehisowneditorials,andmadehisliteraryselectionsatnight。Theothersworkedtoo。Oriongavethemhardtasksandlonghours。Hehadthefeelingthatthepapermeantfortuneorfailuretothemall;thatallmustlaborwithoutstint。Inhisusualself—accusingwayhewroteafterward:
IwastyrannicalandunjusttoSam。Hewasasswiftandascleanasagoodjourneyman。Igavehimtasks,andifhegotthroughwellI
begrudgedhimthetimeandmadehimworkmore。Hesetacleanproof,andHenryaverydirtyone。Thecorrectingwaslefttobedoneintheformthedaybeforepublication。Oncewewerekeptlate,andSamcomplainedwithtearsofbitternessthathewasheldtillmidnightonHenry’sdirtyproofs。
Oriondidnotrealizeanyinjusticeatthetime。Thegamewastoodesperatetobeplayedtenderly。Hisfirsteditorialsweresobrilliantthatitwasnotbelievedhecouldhavewrittenthem。Thepaperthroughoutwasexcellent,andseemedonthehighroadtosuccess。Butthepacewastoohardtomaintain。Overworkbroughtweariness,andOrion’senthusiasm,neveraverystablequantity,grewfeeble。Hebecamestillmoreexacting。
ItisnottobesupposedthatSamClemenshadgivenupallamusementstobecomemerelyatoilingdrudgeorhadconqueredinanylargedegreehisnaturaltasteforamusement。Hehadbecomemorestudious;butafterthelong,harddaysintheofficeitwasnottobeexpectedthataboyoffifteenwouldemploytheevening——atleastnoteveryevening——inreadingbeneficialbooks。Theriverwasalwaysnearathand——forswimminginthesummerandskatinginthewinter——andonceevenatthislateperioditcamenearclaimingaheavytribute。Thatwasonewinter’snightwhenwithanotherboyhehadskateduntilnearlymidnight。Theywereaboutinthemiddleoftheriverwhentheyheardaterrificandgrindingnoiseneartheshore。Theyknewwhatitwas。Theicewasbreakingup,andtheysetoutforhomeforthwith。Itwasmoonlight,andtheycouldtelltheicefromthewater,whichwasagoodthing,fortherewerewidecrackstowardtheshore,andtheyhadtowaitforthesetoclose。Theywereanhourmakingthetrip,andjustbeforetheyreachedthebanktheycametoabroadspaceofwater。Theicewasliftingandfallingandcrunchingallaroundthem。Theywaitedaslongastheydaredanddecidedtoleapfromcaketocake。Sammadethecrossingwithoutaccident,buthiscompanionslippedinwhenafewfeetfromshore。Hewasagoodswimmerandlandedsafely,butthebathprobablycosthimhishearing。
Hewastakenveryill。Onediseasefollowedanother,endingwithscarletfeveranddeafness。
Therewasalsoentertainmentintheofficeitself。AcountryboynamedJimWolfehadcometolearnthetrade——agreen,good—natured,bashfulboy。Ineverytradetricksareplayedonthenewapprentice,andSamfeltthatitwashisturntoplaythem。WithJohnBriggstohelphim,torturesforJimWolfewereinventedandapplied。
Theytaughthimtopaddleacanoe,andupsethim。Theytookhimsnipingatnightandlefthim"holdingthebag"intheoldtraditionalfashionwhiletheyslippedoffhomeandwenttobed。
ButJimWolfe’smasterpieceofentertainmentwasonewhichheundertookonhisownaccount。Pamelawashavingacandy—pulldown—stairsonenight——agrown—upcandy—pulltowhichtheboyswerenotexpected。Jimwouldnothavegone,anyway,forhewasbashfulbeyondbelief,andalwaysdumb,andevenpalewithfear,inthepresenceofprettyPamelaClemens。
Upintheirroomtheboyscouldhearthemerrimentfrombelowandcouldlookoutinthemoonlightonthesnowyslopingroofthatbeganjustbeneaththeirwindow。Downattheeaveswasthesmallarbor,greeninsummer,butcoverednowwithdeadvinesandsnow。Theycouldhearthecandymakerscomeout,nowandthen,doubtlesssettingoutpansofcandytocool。Byandbythewholepartyseemedtocomeoutintothelittlearbor,totrythecandy,perhapsthejokingandlaughtercameplainlytotheboysup—stairs。Aboutthistimethereappearedontherooffromsomewheretwodisreputablecats,whosetupamostdisturbingduelofchargeandrecrimination。Jimdetestedthenoise,andperhapswasgallantenoughtothinkitwoulddisturbtheparty。Hehadnothingtothrowatthem,buthesaid:
"FortwocentsI’dgetoutthereandknocktheirheadsoff。"
"Youwouldn’tdaretodoit,"Samsaid,purringly。
ThiswaswormwoodtoJim。Hewasreallyabravespirit。
"Iwouldtoo,"hesaid,"andIwillifyousaythatagain。"
"Why,Jim,ofcourseyouwouldn’tdaretogooutthere。Youmightcatchcold。"
"Youwaitandsee,"saidJimWolfe。
Hegrabbedapairofyarnstockingsforhisfeet,raisedthewindow,andcreptoutonthesnowyroof。Therewasacrustoficeonthesnow,butJimjabbedhisheelsthroughitandstoodupinthemoonlight,hislegsbare,hissinglegarmentflappinggentlyinthelightwinterbreeze。
Thenhestartedslowlytowardthecats,sinkinghisheelsinthesnoweachtimeforafooting,apieceoflathinhishand。Thecatswereonthecorneroftheroofabovethearbor,andJimcautiouslyworkedhiswayinthatdirection。Theroofwasnotverysteep。Hewasdoingwellenoughuntilhecametoaplacewherethesnowhadmelteduntilitwasnearlysolidice。Hewassointentonthecatsthathedidnotnoticethis,andwhenhestruckhisheeldowntobreakthecrustnothingyielded。AsecondlaterJim’sfeethadshotoutfromunderhim,andhevaultedlikeanavalanchedowntheicyroofoutonthelittlevine—cladarbor,andwentcrashingthroughamongthosecandypullers,gatheredtherewiththeirpansofcoolingtaffy。Therewerewildshrieksandageneralflight。NeitherJimnorSameverknewhowhegotbacktotheirroom,butJimwasovercomewiththeenormityofhisoffense,whileSamwasinanagonyoflaughter。
"Youdiditsplendidly,Jim,"hedrawled,whenhecouldspeak。"Nobodycouldhavedoneitbetter;anddidyouseehowthosecatsgotoutofthere?Ineverhadanyideawhenyoustartedthatyoumeanttodoitthatway。Anditwassuchasurprisetothefolksdown—stairs。Howdidyoueverthinkofit?"
ItwasafearfulordealforaboylikeJimWolfe,buthestucktohisplaceinspiteofwhathemusthavesuffered。Theboysmadehimoneofthemsoonafterthat。Hisinitiationwasthoughttobecomplete。
AnaccountofJimWolfeandthecatswasthefirstoriginalstoryMarkTwainevertold。Hetolditnextday,whichwasSunday,toJimmyMcDaniel,thebaker’sson,astheysatlookingoutovertheriver,eatinggingerbread。Hishearerlaughedimmoderately,andthestory—tellerwasproudandhappyinhissuccess。
XVIII
THEBEGINNINGOFALITERARYLIFE
Orion’spapercontinuedtogodownhill。Followingsomerandomcounsel,hechangedthenameofitandadvancedtheprice——twoblunders。Thenhewascompelledtoreducethesubscription,alsotheadvertisingrates。Hewasobligedtoadoptadescendingscaleofchargesandexpenditurestokeeppacewithhisdecliningcirculation——afatalsign。Apublishermustleadhissubscriptionlist,notfollowit。
"Iwaswalkingbackward,"hesaid,"notseeingwhereIstepped。"
IndesperationhebrokeawayandmadeatriptoTennesseetoseeifsomethingcouldnotberealizedontheland,leavinghisbrotherSaminchargeoftheoffice。Itwasajourneywithoutfinancialresults;yetitborefruit,foritmarkedthebeginningofMarkTwain’sliterarycareer。
Sam,inhisbrother’sabsence,concludedtoeditthepaperinawaythatwouldlivenupthecirculation。Hehadneverdoneanywriting——notforprint——buthehadthecourageofhisinclinations。Hislocalitemswereofakindknownas"spicy";hispersonalsbroughtpromptdemandforsatisfaction。Theeditorofarivalpaperhadbeeninlove,andwassaidtohavegonetotheriveronenighttodrownhimself。Samgaveapicturesqueaccountofthis,withallthenamesconnectedwiththeaffair。Thenhetookacoupleofbigwoodenblockletters,turnedthemupsidedown,andengravedillustrationsforit,showingthevictimwadingoutintotheriverwithasticktotestthedepthofthewater。Whenthisissueofthepapercameoutthedemandforitwasverylarge。Thepresshadtobekeptrunningsteadilytosupplycopies。Thesatirizededitoratfirstsworethathewouldthrashthewholejournaloffice,thenhelefttownanddidnotcomebackanymore。TheembryoMarkTwainalsowroteapoem。Itwasaddressed"ToMaryinHannibal,"butthetitlewastoolongtobesetinonecolumn,soheleftoutallthelettersinHannibal,exceptthefirstandthelast,andsuppliedtheirplacewithadash,withastartlingresult。Suchweretheearlyflickeringsofasmolderinggenius。Orionreturned,remonstrated,andapologized。HereducedSamtotheranks。Inlateryearshesawhismistake。
"Icouldhavedistancedallcompetitorseventhen,"hesaid,"ifIhadrecognizedSam’sabilityandlethimgoahead,merelykeepinghimfromoffendingworthypersons。"
Samwassubdued,butnotdonefor。Heneverwouldbe,now。Hehadgothisfirsttasteofprint,andhelikedit。HepromptlywrotetwoanecdoteswhichhethoughthumorousandsentthemtothePhiladelphiaSaturdayEveningPost。Theywereaccepted——withoutpayment,ofcourse,inthosedays;andwhenthepaperscontainingthemappearedhefeltsuddenlyliftedtoaloftyplaneofliterature。Thiswasin1851。
"SeeingtheminprintwasajoywhichratherexceededanythinginthatlineIhaveeverexperiencedsince,"hesaid,nearlysixtyyearslater。
YethedidnotfeelinspiredtowriteanythingfurtherforthePost。
TwiceduringthenexttwoyearshecontributedtotheJournal;oncesomethingaboutJimWolfe,thoughitwasnotthestoryofthecats,andanotherburlesqueonarivaleditorwhomhepicturedashuntingsnipewithacannon,theexplosionofwhichwassaidtohaveblownthesnipeoutofthecountry。Nocontributionsofthistimehavebeenpreserved。
HighpriceshavebeenofferedforcopiesoftheHannibaljournalcontainingthem,butwithoutsuccess。ThePostsketcheswereunsignedandhavenotbeenidentified。Itislikelytheyweretrivialenough。
Hisearliestworkshowednospecialindividualityormerit,beingmainlycrudeandimitative,astheworkofaboy——evenaprecociousboy——islikelytobe。Hewasnotespeciallyprecocious——notinliterature。Hisliterarycareerwouldhaltandhesitateandtriflealongformanyyearsyet,gatheringimpetusandequipmentforthefuller,statelierswingwhichwouldbringagreaterjoytotheworldatlarge,evenifnottohimself,thanthatfirst,far—offtriumph。——[InMarkTwain’ssketch"MyFirstLiteraryVenture"hehassetdownwithcharacteristicembroideriessomeaccountofthisearlyauthorship。]
Thosewerehardfinancialdays。Orioncouldpaynothingonhismortgage——barelytheinterest。HehadpromisedSamthreedollarsandahalfaweek,buthecoulddonomorethansupplyhimwithboardandclothes——
"poor,shabbyclothes,"hesaysinhisrecord。
"Mymotherandsisterdidthehousekeeping。Mymotherwascook。SheusedtheprovisionsIsuppliedher。Wethereforehadaregulardietofbacon,butter,bread,andcoffee。"
Mrs。Clemensagaintookafewboarders;Pamela,whohadgivenupteachingforatime,organizedanothermusicclass。Orionbecamedespondent。Onenightacowgotintotheoffice,upsetatypecase,andateuptwocompositionrollers。Orionfeltthatfatewasdealingwithaheavyhand。
Anotherdisasterquicklyfollowed。Firebrokeoutintheoffice,andthelosswasconsiderable。Aninsurancecompanypaidonehundredandfiftydollars。WithitOrionreplacedsucharticlesaswereabsolutelyneededforwork,andremovedhisplantintothefrontroomoftheClemensdwelling。Heraisedtheone—storypartofthebuildingtogivethemanaddedroomup—stairs;andthereforanothertwoyears,byhardworkandpinchingeconomies,thedyingpapermanagedtodragalong。ItwasthefirethatfurnishedSamClemenswithhisJimWolfesketch。InithestatedthatJiminhisexcitementhadcarriedtheofficebroomhalfamileandhadthencomebackafterthewash—pan。
InthemeantimePamelaClemensmarried。Herhusbandwasawell—to—domerchant,WilliamA。Moffett,formerlyofHannibal,butthenofSt。
Louis,wherehehadprovidedherwiththecomfortsofasubstantialhome。