第2章
作者:Paine  Albert Bigelow | 字数:32793 字

"Icommandthepeace!"heshoutedagain,stilllouder,butwithnoresult。

Astone—cutter’smalletlaythere,handy。JudgeClemensseizeditand,leaningoverthecombatants,gavetheupperone,MacDonald,asmartblowonthehead。

"Icommandthepeace!"hesaid,forthethirdtime,andstruckaconsiderablysmarterblow。

Thatsettledit。ThesecondblowwasofthesortthatmadeMacDonaldrollover,andpeaceensued。JudgeClemenshaledbothmenintohiscourt,finedthem,andcollectedhisfee。Suchenterpriseinthecauseofjusticedeservedpromptreward。

XI

DAYSOFEDUCATION

TheClemensfamilyhadmadeoneortwomovessinceitsarrivalinHannibal,buttheidentityofthesetemporaryresidencesandtheperiodofoccupationofeachcannolongerbeestablished。MarkTwainoncesaid:

"In1843myfathercaughtmeinalie。Itisnotthisfactthatgivesmethedate,butthehousewelivedin。Wewerethereonlyayear。"

Wemaybelieveitwastheactiveresultofthatliethatfixedhismemoryoftheplace,forhisfatherseldompunishedhim。Whenhedid,itwasathoroughandsatisfactoryperformance。

Itwasabouttheperiodofmovingintothenewhouse(1844)thattheTomSawyerdays——thatistosay,theboyhoodofSamuelClemens——maybesaidtohavebegun。UptothattimehewasjustLittleSam,achild——wild,andmischievous,oftenexasperating,butstillachild——adelicatelittleladtobeworriedover,mothered,orspankedandputtobed。Now,atnine,hehadacquiredhealth,withasturdyabilitytolookoutforhimself,asboyswill,inacommunitylikethat,especiallywherethefamilyisratherlargerthantheincomeandthereisstillayoungerchildtoclaimamother’sprotectingcare。So"Sam,"astheynowcalledhim,"grewup"atnine,andwasfullofknowledgeforhisyears。Notthathewasoldinspiritormanner——hewasneverthat,eventohisdeath——buthehadlearnedagreatnumberofthings,mostlyofakindnotacquiredatschool。

Theywerenotalwaysofapleasantkind;theywerelikelytobeofakindstartlingtoaboy,eventerrifying。OnceLittleSam——hewasstillLittleSam,then——sawanoldmanshotdownonthemainstreet,atnoonday。Hesawthemcarryhimhome,layhimonthebed,andspreadonhisbreastanopenfamilyBiblewhichlookedasheavyasananvil。Hethough,ifhecouldonlydragthatgreatburdenaway,thepoor,olddyingmanwouldnotbreathesoheavily。Hesawayoungemigrantstabbedwithabowie—knifebyadrunkencomrade,andnotedthespurtoflife—bloodthatfollowed;hesawtwoyoungmentrytokilltheiruncle,oneholdinghimwhiletheothersnappedrepeatedlyanAllenrevolverwhichfailedtogooff。Thentherewasthedrunkenrowdywhoproposedtoraidthe"Welshman’s"houseonedarkthreateningnight——hesawthat,too。Awidowandheronedaughterlivedthere,andtheruffianwokethewholevillagewithhiscoarsechallengesandobscenities。SamClemensandabooncompanion,JohnBriggs,wentuptheretolookandlisten。Themanwasatthegate,andthewarrenwereinvisibleintheshadowofthedarkporch。

Theboysheardtheelderwoman’svoicewarningthemanthatshehadaloadedgun,andthatshewouldkillhimifhestayedwherehewas。Herepliedwitharibaldtirade,andshewarnedthatshewouldcountten—

thatifheremainedasecondlongershewouldfire。Shebeganslowlyandcounteduptofive,withhimlaughingandjeering。Atsixhegrewsilent,buthedidnotgo。Shecountedon:seven——eight——nine——Theboyswatchingfromthedarkroadsidefelttheirheartsstop。Therewasalongpause,thenthefinalcount,followedasecondlaterbyagushofflame。

Themandropped,hisbreastriddled。Atthesameinstantthethunderstormthathadbeengatheringbrokeloose。Theboysfledwildly,believingthatSatanhimselfhadarrivedtoclaimthelostsoul。

Manysuchinstanceshappenedinatownlikethatinthosedays。Andtherewereeventsincidenttoslavery。Hesawaslavestruckdownandkilledwithapieceofslagforatriflingoffense。Hesawanabolitionistattackedbyamob,andtheywouldhavelynchedhimhadnotaMethodistministerdefendedhimonapleathathemustbecrazy。Hedidnotremember,inlateryears,thathehadeverseenaslaveauction,butheadded:

"Iamsuspiciousthatitisbecausethethingwasacommonplacespectacle,andnotanuncommonorimpressiveone。Idovividlyrememberseeingadozenblackmenandwomenchainedtogetherlyinginagrouponthepavement,waitingshipmenttoaSouthernslave—market。TheyhadthesaddestfacesIeversaw。"

Itisnotsurprisingthataboywouldgatherastoreofhumanknowledgeamidsuchhappeningsasthese。Theywerewild,disturbingthings。Theygotintohisdreamsandmadehimfearfulwhenhewokeinthemiddleofthenight。Hedidnotthenregardthemasaneducation。Insomevaguewayhesetthemdownaswarnings,orpunishments,designedtogivehimatasteforabetterlife。Hefeltthatitwashisownconsciencethatmadethesethingstorturehim。Thatwashismother’sidea,andhehadahighrespectforhermoralopinions,alsoforhercourage。Amongotherthings,hehadseenheronedaydefyaviciousdevilofaCorsican——acommonterrorinthetown—whowaschasinghisgrowndaughterwithaheavyropeinhishand,declaringhewouldwearitoutonher。Cautiouscitizensgotoutofherway,butJaneClemensopenedherdoorwidetotherefugee,andthen,insteadofrushinginandclosingit,spreadherarmsacrossit,barringtheway。Themansworeandthreatenedherwiththerope,butshedidnotflinchorshowanysignoffear。Shestoodthereandshamedhimandderidedhimanddefiedhimuntilhegaveuptheropeandslunkoff,crestfallenandconquered。Anyonewhocoulddothatmusthaveaperfectconscience,Samthought。Inthefearsomedarknesshewouldsayhisprayers,especiallywhenathunderstormwascoming,andvowtobeginabetterlifeinthemorning。HedetestedSunday—schoolasmuchasday—school,andonceOrion,whowasmoralandreligious,hadthreatenedtodraghimtherebythecollar;butasthethundergotlouderSamdecidedthathelovedSunday—schoolandwouldgothenextSundaywithoutbeinginvited。

Fortunatelytherewerepleasanterthingsthanthese。Therewerepicnicssometimes,andferry—boatexcursions。OncetherewasagreatFourth—of—

JulycelebrationatwhichitwassaidarealRevolutionarysoldierwastobepresent。Someonehaddiscoveredhimlivingalonesevenoreightmilesinthecountry。Butthisfeatureprovedadisappointment;forwhenthedaycameandhewastriumphantlybroughtinheturnedouttobeaHessian,andwasallowedtowalkhome。

ThehillsandwoodsaroundHannibalwhere,withhisplaymates,heroamedalmostatwillwereneverdisappointing。Therewasthecavewithitsmarvels;therewasBearCreek,where,afterrepeatedaccidents,hehadlearnedtoswim。Ithadcosthimheavilytolearntoswim。Hehadseentwoplaymatesdrown;also,timeandagainhehad,himself,beendraggedashoremoredeadthanalive,oncebyaslave—girl,anothertimebyaslaveman——NealChamp,ofthePaveyHotel。Intheendhehadconquered;

hecouldswimbetterthananyboyintownofhisage。

Itwastheriverthatmeantmoretohimthanalltherest。Itscharmwaspermanent。Itwasthepathofadventure,thegatewaytotheworld。Theriverwithitsislands,itsgreatslow—movingrafts,itsmarveloussteamboatsthatwerelikefairyland,itsstatelycurrentswingingtothesea!Hewouldsitbyitforhoursanddream。Hewouldventureoutonitinasurreptitiouslyborrowedboatwhenhewasbarelystrongenoughtoliftanoaroutofthewater。Helearnedtoknowallitsmoodsandphases。Hefeltitskinship。Insomeoccultwayhemayhaveknownitashisprototype——thatresistlesstideoflifewithitsever—changingsweep,itsshiftingshores,itsdepths,itsshadows,itsgorgeoussunsethues,itssolemnandtranquilentrancetothesea。

Hishungerforthelifeaboardthesteamersbecameapassion。Tobeeventhehumblestemployeeofoneofthosefloatingenchantmentswouldbeenough;tobeanofficerwouldbetoenterheaven;tobeapilotwastobeagod。

"Youcanhardlyimaginewhatitmeant,"hereflectedonce,"toaboyinthosedays,shutinaswewere,toseethosesteamboatspassupanddown,andnevertotakeatriponthem。"

Hehadreachedthematureageofninewhenhecouldendurethisnolonger。Oneday,whenthebigpacketcamedownandstoppedatHannibal,heslippedaboardandcreptunderoneoftheboatsontheupperdeck。

Presentlythesignal—bellsrang,thesteamboatbackedawayandswungintomidstream;hewasreallygoingatlast。Hecreptfrombeneaththeboatandsatlookingoutoverthewaterandenjoyingthescenery。Thenitbegantorain——aterrificdownpour。Hecreptbackundertheboat,buthislegswereoutside,andoneofthecrewsawhim。Sohewastakendownintothecabinandatthenextstopsetashore。ItwasthetownofLouisiana,andtherewereLamptonrelativestherewhotookhimhome。

JaneClemensdeclaredthathisfatherhadgottotakehiminhand;whichhedid,doubtlessimpressingtheadventureonhimintheusualway。

Thesewerealleducationalthings;thentherewasalwaysthefarm,whereentertainmentwasnolongeramatterofgirl—playsandswings,withacolorednursefollowingabout,butofmanliersportswithhisolderboycousins,whohadagunandwenthuntingwiththemenforsquirrelsandpartridgesbyday,forcoonsandpossumsbynight。Sometimesthelittleboyhadfollowedthehuntersallnightlongandreturnedwiththemthroughthesparklingandfragrantmorningfresh,hungry,andtriumphantjustintimeforbreakfast。

Soitisnowonderthatatninehewasnolonger"LittleSam,"butSamClemens,quitematureandself—dependent,withawideknowledgeofmenandthingsandavarietyofaccomplishments。Hehadevenlearnedtosmoke——alittle——outthereonthefarm,andhadtriedtobacco—chewing,thoughthatwasafailure。Hehadbeenstungtothiseffortbyabiggirlataschoolwhich,withhiscousinPuss,hesometimesbrieflyattended。

"Doyouuseterbacker?"thebiggirlhadasked,meaningdidhechewit。

"No,"hesaid,abashedattheconfession。

"Haw!"shecriedtotheotherscholars;"here’saboythatcan’tchawterbacker。"

Degradedandashamed,hetriedtocorrecthisfault,butitonlymadehimveryill;andhedidnottryagain。

Hehadalsoacquiredtheuseofcertainstrong,expressivewords,andusedthem,sometimes,whenhismotherwassafelydistant。Hehadanimpressionthatshewould"skinhimalive"ifsheheardhimswear。Hiseducationhaddoubtfulspotsinit,butithadprovidedwisdom。

Hewasnotaparticularlyattractivelad。Hewasnottallforhisyears,andhisheadwassomewhattoolargeforhisbody。Hehada"greatruck"

oflight,sandyhairwhichheplastereddowntokeepitfromcurling;

keenblue—grayeyes,andratherlargefeatures。Still,hehadafair,delicatecomplexion,whenitwasnotblackenedbygrimeortan;agentle,winningmanner;asmilethat,withhisslow,measuredwayofspeaking,madehimafavoritewithhiscompanions。Hedidnotspeakmuch,andhismentalattainmentswerenothighlyregarded;but,forsomereason,wheneverhedidspeakeveryplaymateinhearingstoppedwhateverhewasdoingandlistened。Perhapsitwouldbeaplanforanewgameorlark;

perhapsitwassomethingdroll;perhapsitwasjustacommonplaceremarkthathispeculiardrawlmadeamusing。Whateveritwas,theyconsidereditworthwhile。Hismotheralwaysreferredtohisslowfashionofspeakingas"Sammy’slongtalk。"Herownspeechwasstillmoredeliberate,butsheseemednottonoticeit。Henry——amuchhandsomerladandregardedasfarmorepromising——didnothaveit。Hewasalovable,obedientlittlefellowwhomthemischievousSamtookdelightinteasing。

Forthisandotherreasonsthelatter’spunishmentswerefrequentenough,perhapsnotalwaysdeserved。Sometimeshechargedhismotherwithpartiality。Hewouldsay:

"Yes,nomatterwhatitis,Iamalwaystheonetogetpunished";andhismotherwouldanswer:

"Well,Sam,ifyoudidn’tdeserveitforthat,youdidforsomethingelse。"

HenryClemensbecametheSidofTomSawyer,thoughHenrywasineverywayafinercharacterthanSid。HisbrotherSamalwayslovedhim,andfoughtforhimoftenerthanwithhim。

WiththedeathofBenjaminClemens,HenryandSamwerenaturallydrawnmuchclosertogether,thoughSamcouldseldomresistthetemptationoftormentingHenry。Aschoolmate,GeorgeButler(hewasanephewofGeneralButlerandafterwardfoughtbravelyintheCivilWar),hadalittlebluesuitwithaleatherbelttomatch,andwastheenvyofall。

Mrs。ClemensfinallymadeSamandHenrysuitsofbluecottonvelvet,andthenextSunday,aftervariousserviceswereover,thetwosaunteredabout,sheddinggloryforatime,finallygoingforastrollinthewoods。Theywalkedalongproperlyenough,atfirst,thenjustaheadSamspiedthestumpofanewlycuttree,andwithawildwhoopingimpulsetookarunningleapoverit。Thereweresplintersonthestumpwherethetreehadbrokenaway,butheclearedthemneatly。Henrywantedtomatchtheperformance,butwasafraidtotry,soSamdaredhim。HekeptdaringhimuntilHenrywasgoadedtotheattempt。Heclearedthestump,butthehighestsplinterscaughttheslackofhislittlebluetrousers,andtheclothgaveway。Heescapedinjury,buttheprecioustrousersweredamagedalmostbeyondrepair。Sam,withaboy’sheartlessness,wasfairlyrollingonthegroundwithlaughteratHenry’sappearance。

"Cotton—tailrabbit!"heshouted。"Cotton—tailrabbit!"whileHenry,weeping,setoutforhomebyacircuitousandunfrequentedroad。Letushope,iftherewaspunishmentforthismishap,thatitfellintheproperlocality。

Thesetwobrotherswereofwidelydifferenttemperament。Henry,evenasalittleboy,wassturdy,industrious,anddependable。Samwasvolatileandelusive;hisindustryofanerratickind。Oncehisfathersethimtoworkwithahatchettoremovesomeplaster。Hehackedatitforatimewellenough,thenlaydownontheflooroftheroomandthrewhishatchetatsuchareasoftheplasteraswerenotineasyreach。Henrywouldhaveworkedsteadilyatatasklikethatuntilthelastbitwasremovedandtheroomsweptclean。

Thehomeincidentsin’TomSawyer’,mostofthem,reallyhappened。SamClemensdidclodHenryforgettinghimintotroubleaboutthecoloredthreadwithwhichhesewedhisshirtwhenhecamehomefromswimming;hedidinveiglealotofboysintowhitewashing,afenceforhim;hedidgivePain—killertoPeter,thecat。Therewasacholerascarethatyear,andPain—killerwasregardedasapreventive。Samhadbeenorderedtotakeitliberally,andperhapsthoughtPetertooshouldbesafeguarded。

Asforescapingpunishmentforhismisdeedsinthemannerdescribedinthatbook,thiswasadailymatter,andthemethodsadaptedthemselvestotheconditions。IntheintroductiontoTomSawyerMarkTwainconfessestothegeneraltruthofthehistory,andtotherealityofitscharacters。"HuckFinnwasdrawnfromlife,"hetellsus。"TomSawyeralso,butnotfromanindividual——heisacombinationofthecharacteristicsofthreeboyswhomIknew。"

Thethreeboyswere——himself,chiefly,andinalesserdegreeJohnBriggsandWillBowen。JohnBriggswasalsotheoriginalofJoeHarperinthatbook。AsforHuckFinn,hisoriginalwasTomBlankenship,neitherelaboratednorqualified。

TherewereseveraloftheBlankenships:therewasoldBen,thefather,whohadsucceeded"General"Gainsasthetowndrunkard;youngBen,theeldestson——ahardcasewithcertaingoodtraits;andTom——thatistosay,Huck——whowasjustasheisdescribedinTomSawyer:aruinofrags,ariver—rat,anirresponsiblebitofhumandrift,kindofheartandpossessingthatpricelessboon,absoluteunaccountabilityofconducttoanylivingsoul。Hecouldcameandgoashechose;heneverhadtoworkorgotoschool;hecoulddoallthings,goodorbad,thattheotherboyslongedtodoandwereforbidden。Herepresentedtothemtheveryembodimentofliberty,andhisgeneralknowledgeofimportantmatters,suchasfishing,hunting,trapping,andallmannerofsignsandspellsandhoodoosandincantations,madehimimmenselyvaluableasacompanion。

Thefactthathissocietywasprohibitedgaveitavastlyaddedcharm。

TheBlankenshipspickedupaprecariouslivingfishingandhunting,andlivedatfirstinamiserablehouseofbark,underatree,butlatermovedintoquiteapretentiousbuildingbackofthenewClemenshomeonHillStreet。Itwasreallyanoldbarnofaplace——poorandramshackleeventhen;butnow,morethansixtyyearslater,apartofitisstillstanding。Thesidingofthepartthatstandsisofblackwalnut,whichmusthavebeenveryplentifulinthatlong—agotime……OlddrunkenBenBlankenshipneverdreamedthatpiecesofhishousewouldbecarriedoffasrelicsbecauseoftheliteraryfameofhissonTom——afamefoundedonirresponsibilityandinconsequence。OrionClemens,whowasconcernedwithmissionaryworkaboutthistime,undertooktoimprovetheBlankenshipsspiritually。Samadoptedthem,outright,andtookthemtohisheart。Hewaslikelytobethereatanyhouroftheday,andheandTomhadcat—callsignalsatnightwhichwouldbringhimoutonthebacksingle—storyroof,anddownalittlearborandflightofsteps,tothegroupofbooncompanionswhich,besidesTom,includedJohnBriggs,theBowenboys,WillPitts,andoneortwoothercongenialspirits。Theywerenotviciousboys;theywerenotreallybadboys;theywereonlymischievous,fun—lovingboys—thoughtless,andratherdisregardfulofthecomfortsandtherightsofothers。

XII

TOMSAWYER’SBAND

TheyrangedfromHolliday’sHillonthenorthtotheCaveonthesouth,andoverthefieldsandthroughallthewoodsabout。Theynavigated。

theriverfromTurtleIslandtoGlasscock’sIsland(nowPearl,orTomSawyer’sIsland),andfarbelow;theypenetratedthewildernessoftheIllinoisshore。Theycouldrunlikewildturkeysandswimlikeducks;

theycouldhandleaboatasifborninone。Noorchardormelonpatchwasentirelysafefromthem;nodogorslavepatrolsovigilantthattheydidnotsoonerorlatereludeit。Theyborrowedboatswhentheirownerswerenotpresent。Oncewhentheyfoundthistoomuchtrouble,theydecidedtoownaboat,andoneSundaygaveacertainborrowedcraftacoatofredpaint(formerlyithadbeengreen),andsecludeditforaseasonupBearCreek。Theyborrowedthepaintalso,andthebrush,thoughtheycarefullyreturnedthesethesameeveningaboutnightfall,sothepaintercouldhavethemMondaymorning。TomBlankenshipriggedupasailforthenewcraft,andSamClemensnameditCecilia,afterwhichtheydidn’tneedtoborrowboatsanymore,thoughtheownerofitdid;

andhesometimesusedtoobserveashesawitpassthat,ifithadbeenanyothercolorbutred,hewouldhaveswornitwashis。

Someoftheirexpeditionswereinnocentenough。TheyoftencruiseduptoTurtleIsland,abouttwomilesaboveHannibal,andspentthedayfeasting。Youcouldhaveloadedacarwithturtlesandtheireggsupthere,andtherewerequantitiesofmusselsandplentyoffish。Fishingandswimmingweretheirchiefpastimes,withgeneralmaraudingforadventure。Wheretherailroad—bridgenowendsontheMissourisidewastheirfavoriteswimming—hole——thatandalongBearCreek,asecludedlimpidwaterwithspecialinterestsofitsown。SometimesateveningtheyswamacrosstoGlasscock’sIsland——therendezvousofTomSawyer’s"BlackAvengers"andthehiding—placeofHuckandNiggerJim;then,whentheyhadfrolickedonthesand—barattheheadoftheislandforanhourormore,theywouldswimbackinthedusk,adistanceofhalfamile,breastingthestrong,steadyMississippicurrentwithoutexhaustionorfear。Theycouldswimallday,likelyenough,thosegracelessyoungscamps。Once——thoughthiswasconsiderablylater,whenhewassixteen——

SamClemensswamacrosstotheIllinoisside,andthenturnedandswambackagainwithoutlanding,adistanceofatleasttwomiles,ashehadtogo。Hewasseizedwithacramponthereturntrip。Hislegsbecameuseless,andhewasobligedtomaketheremainingdistancewithhisarms。

Itwasahardylifetheyled,anditisnotrecordedthattheyeverdidanyseriousdamage,thoughtheynarrowlymisseditsometimes。

OneoftheirSundaypastimeswastoclimbHolliday’sHillandrolldownbigstones,tofrightenthepeoplewhoweredrivingtochurch。

Holliday’sHillabovetheroadwassteep;astoneoncestartedwouldgoplungingandleapingdownandboundacrosstheroadwiththedeadlyswiftnessofatwelve—inchshell。Theboyswouldgetastonepoised,thenwaituntiltheysawateamapproaching,and,calculatingthedistance,wouldgiveitastart。Droppingdownbehindthebushes,theywouldwatchthedramaticeffectuponthechurch—goersasthegreatmissileshotacrosstheroadafewyardsbeforethem。ThiswasHomericsport,buttheycarriedittoofar。StonesthathadahabitofgettingloosesonumerouslyonSundaysandsorarelyonotherdaysinvitedsuspicion,andthe"Patterollers"(riverpatrol——akindofpoliceofthosedays)wereputonthewatch。SotheboysfoundotherdiversionsuntilthePatterollersdidnotwatchanymore;thentheyplannedagrandcoupthatwouldeclipseanythingbeforeattemptedinthestone—rollingline。

Arockaboutthesizeofanomnibuswaslyingupthere,inagoodpositiontogodownhill,once,started。Theydecideditwouldbeagloriousthingtoseethatgreatbouldergosmashingdown,ahundredyardsorsoinfrontofsomeunsuspectingandpeaceful—mindedchurch—

goer。Quarrymenweregettingoutrocknotfaraway,andlefttheirpicksandshovelsoverSundays。Theboysborrowedthese,andwenttoworktounderminethebigstone。Itwasaheavierjobthantheyhadcountedon,buttheyworkedfaithfully,SundayafterSunday。Iftheirparentshadwantedthemtoworklikethat,theywouldhavethoughttheywerebeingkilled。

FinallyoneSunday,whiletheyweredigging,itsuddenlygotlooseandstarteddown。Theywerenotquitereadyforit。Nobodywascomingbutanoldcoloredmaninacart,soitwasgoingtobewasted。Itwasnotquitewasted,however。Theyhadplannedforathrillingresult;andtherewasthrillenoughwhileitlasted。Inthefirstplace,thestonenearlycaughtWillBowenwhenitstarted。JohnBriggshadjustthatmomentquitdiggingandhandedWillthepick。WillwasabouttostepintotheexcavationwhenSamClemens,whowasalreadythere,leapedoutwithayell:

"Lookout,boys,she’scoming!"

Shecame。Thehugestonekepttothegroundatfirst,then,gatheringawildmomentum,itwentboundingintotheair。Abouthalf—waydownthehillitstruckatreeseveralinchesthroughandcutitcleanoff。Thisturneditscoursealittle,andthenegrointhecart,whoheardthenoise,sawitcomecrashinginhisdirectionandmadeawildefforttowhipuphishorse。Itwasalsoheadedtowardacooper—shopacrosstheroad。Theboyswatcheditwithgrowinginterest。Itmadelongerleapswitheverybound,andwheneveritstruckthefragmentsthedustwouldfly。Theywerecertainitwoulddemolishthenegroanddestroythecooper—shop。Theshopwasempty,itbeingSunday,buttherestofthecatastrophewouldinvitecloseinvestigation,withresults。Theywantedtofly,buttheycouldnotmoveuntiltheysawtherockland。Itwasmakingmightyleapsnow,andtheterrifiednegrohadmanagedtogetdirectlyinitspath。Theystoodholdingtheirbreath,theirmouthsopen。Thensuddenlytheycouldhardlybelievetheireyes;theboulderstruckaprojectionadistanceabovetheroad,andwithamightyboundsailedclearoverthenegroandhismuleandlandedinthesoftdirtbeyond—onlyafragmentstrikingtheshop,damagingbutnotwreckingit。

Halfburiedintheground,thatboulderlaytherefornearlyfortyyears;

thenitwasblastedupformillingpurposes。Itwasthelastrocktheboyseverrolleddown。Theybegantosuspectthatthesportwasnotaltogethersafe。

Sometimestheboysneededmoney,whichwasnoteasytogetinthosedays。

Ononeoccasionofthissort,TomBlankenshiphadtheskinofacoonhehadcaptured,whichrepresentedtheonlycapitalinthecrowd。AtSelms’sstoreonWildCatcornerthecoonskinwouldbringtencents,butthatwasnotenough。Theyarrangedaplanwhichwouldmakeitpayagooddealmorethanthat。Selins’swindowwasopen,itbeingsummer—time,andhispileofpeltswasprettyhandy。Huck——thatistosay,Tom——wentinthefrontdoorandsoldtheskinfortencentstoSelms,whotosseditbackonthepile。Tomcamebackwiththemoneyandafterareasonableperiodwentaroundtotheopenwindow,crawledin,gotthecoonskin,andsoldittoSelmsagain。Hedidthisseveraltimesthatafternoon;thenJohnPierce,Selins’sclerk,said:

"Lookhere,Selms,thereissomethingwrongaboutthis。Thatboyhasbeensellinguscoonskinsalltheafternoon。"

Selmswenttohispileofpelts。Therewereseveralsheepskinsandsomecowhides,butonlyonecoonskin——theonehehadthatmomentbought。

Selmshimselfusedtotellthisstoryasagreatjoke。

PerhapsitisnotaddingtoMarkTwain’sreputationtosaythattheboySamClemens——aprettysmallboy,agooddeallessthantwelveatthistime——wastheleaderofthisunhallowedband;yetanyotherrecordwouldbelessthanhistoric。Ifthebandhadaleader,itwashe。Theywerealwaysreadytolistentohim——theywouldevenstopfishingtodothat——

andtofollowhisprojects。Theylookedtohimforideasandorganization,whethertheundertakingwastoberealormake—believe。

Whentheyplayed"Bandit"or"Pirate"or"Indian,"SamClemenswasalwayschief;whentheybecamerealraidersitisrecordedthathewasnolessdistinguished。LikeTomSawyer,helovedtheglareandtrappingsofleadership。WhentheChristianSonsofTemperancecamealongwitharegalia,andaredsashthatcarriedwithitrankandtheprivilegeofinventingpass—words,thegaudofthesethingsgotintohiseyes,andhegaveupsmoking(whichhedidrathergingerly)andswearing(whichhedidonlyunderheavyexcitement),alsoliquor(thoughhehadnevertastedityet),andmarchedwiththenewlywashedandpureinheartforafullmonth——amonthofsplendidleadershipandservitude。Theneventheredsashcouldnotholdhiminbondage。HelookedupTomBlankenshipandsaid:

"Say,Tom,I’mblamedtiredofthis!Let’sgosomewhereandsmoke!"

Whichmusthavebeenagooddealofasacrifice,fortheuniformwasapreciousthing。

LimelightandthecenterofthestagewasapassionofSamClemens’sboyhood,aloveofthespectacularthatneverwhollydied。Itseemsalmostapitythatinthosefar—offbarefootolddayshecouldnothavelookeddowntheyearstoatimewhen,withtheworldathisfeet,venerableOxfordshouldclothehiminascarletgown。

Hecouldnotbyanychancehavedreamedofthatstatelyhonor。Hisambitionsdidnotlieinthedirectionofmentalachievement。Itistruethatnowandthen,onFridayatschool,hereadacomposition,oneofwhich——apersonalburlesqueoncertainolderboys——camenearresultinginbodilydamage。Butanyliteraryambitionhemayhavehadinthosedayswasafleetingthing。Hispermanentdreamwastobeapirate,orapilot,orabandit,oratrapper—scout;somethinggorgeousandactive,wherehisword——hisnod,even——constitutedsufficientlaw。Theriverkeptthepilotambitionalwaysfresh,andthecavesuppliedabackgroundforthoseotherthings。

Thecavewasanenduringandsubstantialjoy。Itwasarealcave,notmerelyahole,butasubterraneanmarvelofdeeppassagesandvaultedchambersthatledawayintobluffsandfardownintotheearth’sblacksilences,evenbelowtheriver,somesaid。ForSamClemensthecavehadafascinationthatneverfaded。Otherlocalitiesanddiversionsmightpall,butanymentionofthecavefoundhimalwayseagerandreadyforthethree—milewalkorpullthatbroughtthemtoitsmysticdoor。Withitslongcorridors,itsroyalchambershungwithstalactites,itsremotehiding—places,itspossibilitiesasthehomeofagallantoutlawband,itcontainedeverythingthataromanticboycouldloveorlongfor。InTomSawyerIndianJoediesinthecave。Hedidnotdiethereinreallife,butwaslostthereonce,andwaslivingonbatswhentheyfoundhim。Hewasadissolutereprobate,andwhen,onenight,hediddietherecameupathunder—stormsoterrificthatSamClemensathomeandinbedwascertainthatSatanhadcomeinpersonforthehalf—breed’swickedsoul。

Hecoveredhisheadandsaidhisprayersindustriously,inthefearthattheevilonemightconcludetosaveanothertripbytakinghimalong,too。

Thetreasure—diggingadventureinthebookhadafoundationinfact。

TherewasatraditionconcerningsomeFrenchtrapperswholongbeforehadestablishedatrading—posttwomilesaboveHannibal,onwhatiscalledthe"bay。"Itissaidthat,whileoneofthesetrapperswasouthunting,Indiansmadearaidonthepostandmassacredtheothers。Thehunteronreturningfoundhiscomradeskilledandscalped,buttheIndianshadfailedtofindthetreasurewhichwasburiedinachest。Heleftitthere,swamacrosstoIllinois,andmadehiswaytoSt。Louis,wherehetoldofthemassacreandtheburialofthe,chestofgold。Thenhestartedtoraiseapartytogobackforit,butwastakensickanddied。

LatersomemencameupfromSt。Louislookingforthechest。Theydidnotfindit,buttheytoldthecircumstances,andafterwardagoodmanypeopletriedtofindthegold。

TomBlankenshiponemorningcametoSamClemensandJohnBriggsandsaidhewasgoingtodigupthetreasure。Hesaidhehaddreamedjustwhereitwas,andsaidiftheywouldgowithhimanddighewoulddivideup。

Theboyshadgreatfaithindreams,especiallyTom’sdreams。Tom’sunlimitedfreedomgavehimalargeimportanceintheireyes。Thedreamsofaboylikethatwereprettysuretomeansomething。TheyfollowedTomtotheplacewithsomeshovelsandapick,andheshowedthemwheretodig。Thenhesatdownundertheshadeofapapaw—treeandgaveorders。

Theydugnearlyallday。Nowandthentheystoppedtorest,andmaybetowonderalittlewhyTomdidn’tdigsomehimself;but,ofcourse,hehaddonethedreaming,whichentitledhimtoanequalshare。

Theydidnotfinditthatday,andwhentheywentbacknextmorningtheytooktwolongironrods;thesetheywouldpushanddriveintothegrounduntiltheystrucksomethinghard。Thentheywoulddigdowntoseewhatitwas,butitneverturnedouttobemoney。Thatnighttheboysdeclaredtheywouldnotdiganymore。ButTomhadanotherdream。Hedreamedthegoldwasexactlyunderthe,littlepapaw—tree。Thissoundedsocircumstantialthattheywentbackandduganotherday。Itwashotweathertoo,August,andthatnighttheywerenearlydead。EvenTomgaveitup,then。Hesaidtherewassomethingaboutthewaytheydug,butheneverofferedtodoanydigginghimself。

Thisdiffersconsiderablyfromthediggingincidentinthebook,butitgivesusanideaoftherespecttheboyshadfortheragamuffinoriginalofHuckleberryFinn。——[MuchofthedetailinthischapterwasfurnishedtothewriterbyJohnBriggsshortlybeforehisdeathin1907。]——TomBlankenship’sbrother,Ben,wasalsodrawnuponforthatcreation,atleastsofarasoneimportantphaseofHuck’scharacterisconcerned。Hewasconsiderablyolder,aswellasmoredisreputable,thanTom。Hewasinclinedtotormenttheboysbytyingknotsintheirclotheswhentheywentswimming,orbythrowingmudatthemwhentheywantedtocomeout,andtheyhadnodeeploveforhim。ButsomewhereinBenBlankenshiptherewasafinegenerousstrainofhumanitythatprovidedMarkTwainwiththatimmortalepisodeinthestoryofHuckFinn——inshelteringtheNiggerJim。

Thisistherealstory:

AslaveranofffromMonroeCounty,Missouri,andgotacrosstheriverintoIllinois。Benusedtofishandhuntoverthereintheswamps,andonedayfoundhim。Itwasconsideredamostworthyactinthosedaystoreturnarunawayslave;infact,itwasacrimenottodoit。Besides,therewasforthisonearewardoffiftydollars,afortunetoraggedoutcastBenBlankenship。Thatmoneyandthehonorhecouldacquiremusthavebeentemptingtothewaif,butitdidnotoutweighhishumansympathy。Insteadofgivinghimupandclaimingthereward,Benkepttherunawayoverthereinthemarshesallsummer。ThenegrowouldfishandBenwouldcarryhimscrapsofotherfood。Then,byandby,itleakedout。Somewood—chopperswentonahuntforthefugitive,andchasedhimtowhatwascalled"BirdSlough。"Theretryingtocrossadrifthewasdrowned。

Inthebook,theauthormakesHuck’sstruggleapsychologicalonebetweenconscienceandthelaw,ononeside,andsympathyontheother。WithBenBlankenshipthestruggle——iftherewasastruggle——wasprobablybetweensympathyandcupidity。Hewouldcareverylittleforconscienceandstilllessforlaw。Hissympathywiththerunaway,however,wouldbelargeandelemental,anditmusthavebeenverylargetooffsetthelureofthatreward。

Therewasagruesomesequeltothisincident。Somedaysfollowingthedrowningoftherunaway,SamClemens,JohnBriggs,andtheBowenboyswenttothespotandwerepushingthedriftabout,whensuddenlythenegrorosebeforethem,straightandterrible,abouthalfhislengthoutofthewater。Hehadgonedownfeetforemost,andthelooseneddrifthadreleasedhim。Theboysdidnotstoptoinvestigate。Theythoughthewasafterthemandflewinwildterror,neverstoppinguntiltheyreachedhumanhabitation。

Howmanygruesomeexperiencesthereappeartohavebeeninthoseearlydays!In’TheInnocentsAbroad’MarkTwaintellsofthemurderedmanhesawonenightinhisfather’soffice。Theman’snamewasMcFarlane。HehadbeenstabbedthatdayintheoldHudson—McFarlanefeudandcarriedintheretodie。SamClemensandJohnBriggshadrunawayfromschoolandhadbeenskylarkingallthatday,andknewnothingoftheaffair。Samdecidedthathisfather’sofficewassaferforhimthantofacehismother,whowasprobablysittingup,waiting。Hetellsushowhelayonthelounge,andhowashapeonthefloorgraduallyresolveditselfintotheoutlinesofaman;howasquareofmoonlightfromthewindowapproacheditandgraduallyrevealedthedeadfaceandtheghastlystabbedbreast。

"Iwentoutofthere,"hesays。"IdonotsaythatIwentawayinanysortofahurry,butIsimplywent;thatissufficient。Iwentoutofthewindow,andIcarriedthesashalongwithme。Ididnotneedthesash,butitwashandiertotakeitthanto,leaveit,andsoItookit。

Iwasnotscared,butIwasconsiderablyagitated。"

Hewasnotyettwelve,forhisfatherwasnolongeralivewhentheboyreachedthatage。Certainlytheseweredisturbing,hauntingthings。

Thentherewasthecaseofthedrunkentrampinthecalaboosetowhomtheboyskind—heartedlyenoughcarriedfoodandtobacco。SamClemensspentsomeofhispreciousmoneytobuythetrampaboxofLucifermatches——abrandnewinventionthen,scarceandhigh。Thetrampstartedafirewiththematchesandburneddownthecalaboose,himselfinit。Forweekstheboywastortured,awakeandinhisdreams,bythethoughtthatifhehadnotcarriedthemanthematchesthetragedycouldnothavehappened。

RemorsewasalwaysSamuelClemens’ssurestpunishment。Tohislastdaysonearthheneveroutgrewitspangs。

Whatanumberofthingscrowdedthemselvesintoafewbriefyears!ItisnoteasytocurtailtheseboyhoodadventuresofSamClemensandhisscapegracefriends,butonemightgoonindefinitelywiththeirmaddoings。Theywereanunpromisinglot。Ministersandothersober—mindedcitizensfreelyprophesiedsuddenandviolentendsforthem,andconsideredthemhardlyworthprayingfor。Theymusthaveprovenadisappointinglottothoseprophets。TheBowenboysbecamefineriver—

pilots;WillPittswasinduetimealeadingmerchantandbankdirector;

JohnBriggsgrewintoawell—to—doandhighlyrespectedfarmer;evenHuckFinn——thatistosay,TomBlankenship——isreputedtohaverankedasanhonoredcitizenandjusticeofthepeaceinaWesterntown。Butinthosedaystheywereariotous,fun—lovingbandwithlittlerespectfororderandevenlessforordinance。

XIII

THEGENTLERSIDE

Hisassociationswerenotallofthatlawlessbreed。Athisschool(hehadsampledseveralplacesoflearning,andwasnowatMr。Cross’sontheSquare)wereanumberoflessadventurous,evenifnotintrinsicallybetterplaymates。TherewasGeorgeRobards,theLatinscholar,andJohn,hisbrother,ahandsomeboy,whorodeawayatlastwithhisfatherintothesunset,toCalifornia,hisgoldencurlsflyinginthewind。AndtherewasJimmyMcDaniel,akind—heartedboywhosecompanywasworthwhile,becausehisfatherwasaconfectioner,andheusedtobringcandyandcaketoschool。AlsotherewasBuckBrown,arivalspeller,andJohnMeredith,thedoctor’sson,andJohnGarth,whowasonedaytomarrylittleHelenKercheval,andintheendwouldberememberedandhonoredwithabeautifulmemorialbuildingnotfarfromthesiteoftheoldschool。

Furthermore,therewereagoodmanygirls。TomSawyerhadanimpressionableheart,andSamClemensnolessso。TherewasBettieOrmsley,andArtemisiaBriggs,andJennieBrady;alsoMaryMiller,whowasnearlytwicehisageandgavehimhisfirstbrokenheart。

"IbelieveIwasasmiserableasagrownmancouldbe,"hesaidonce,remembering。

TomSawyerhadheartsorrowstoo,andwemayimaginethathisemotionsatsuchtimesweretheemotionsofSamClemens,sayattheageoften。

But,asTomSawyerhadonefaithfulsweetheart,sodidhe。Theywereoneandthesame。BeckyThatcherinthebookwasLauraHawkinsinreality。

TheacquaintanceofthesetwohadbegunwhentheHawkinsfamilymovedintotheVirginiahouseonthecornerofHillandMainstreets。——[TheHawkinsfamilyinreallifeborenoresemblancetothefamilyofthatnameinTheGildedAge。JudgeHawkinsofTheGildedAge,asalreadynoted,wasJohnClemens。MarkTwainusedthenameHawkins,alsothenameofhisboyhoodsweetheart,Laura,merelyforoldtimes’sake,andbecauseinportrayingthechildhoodofLauraHawkinshehadapictureoftherealLaurainhismind。]——TheClemensfamilywastheninthenewhomeacrosstheway,andthechildrenweresoonacquainted。Theboycouldbetenderandkind,andwasalwaysgentleinhistreatmentoftheothersex。Theyvisitedbackandforth,especiallyaroundthenewhouse,wheretherewerenicepiecesofboardsandbricksforplay—houses。Sotheyplayed"keepinghouse,"andiftheydidnotalwaysagreewell,sincethebeginningoftheworldsweetheartshavenotalwaysagreed,eveninArcady。Oncewhentheywerebuildingahouse——andtheremayhavebeensomedifferenceofopinionastoitsarchitecture——theboyhappenedtoletabrickfallonthelittlegirl’sfinger。Iftherehadbeenanydisagreementitvanishedinstantlywiththatmisfortune。Hetriedtocomfortherandsoothethepain;thenheweptwithherandsufferedmostofthetwo,nodoubt。So,yousee,hewasjustalittleboy,afterall,eventhoughhewasalreadychiefofared—handedband,the"BlackAvengersoftheSpanishMain。"

Hewasalwaysatender—heartedlad。Hewouldneverabuseananimal,unless,asinthePain—killerincident,histendencytoprankingranawaywithhim。Hehadindeedagenuinepassionforcats;summerswhenhewenttothefarmheneverfailedtotakehiscatinabasket。Whenheate,itsatinachairbesidehimatthetable。Hissympathyincludedinanimatethingsaswell。Helovedflowers——notastheembryobotanistorgardener,butasapersonalfriend。HepitiedthedeadleafandthemurmuringdriedweedofNovemberbecausetheirbriefliveswereended,andtheywouldneverknowthesummeragain,orgrowgladwithanotherspring。Hisheartwentouttothem;totheriverandthesky,thesunlitmeadowandthedriftedhill。Thathisobservationofallnaturewasminuteandaccurateisshowneverywhereinhiswriting;butitwasnevertheobservationofayoungnaturalistitwasthesubconsciousobservationofsympatheticlove。

Wearewanderingawayfromhisschool—days。Theywerebriefenoughandcamerapidlytoanend。Theywillnotholduslong。UndoubtedlyTomSawyer’sdistasteforschoolandhisexcusesforstayingathome——usuallysomepretendedillness——haveamplefoundationintheboyhoodofSamClemens。Hismotherpunishedhimandpleadedwithhim,alternately。Hedetestedschoolashedetestednothingelseonearth,evengoingtochurch。"Churchain’tworthshucks,"saidTomSawyer,butitwasbetterthanschool。

Asalreadynoted,theschoolofMr。CrossstoodinornearwhatisnowtheSquareinHannibal。TheSquarewasonlyagrovethen,grownupwithplum,hazel,andvine——arareplaceforchildren。Atrecessandthenoonhourthechildrenclimbedtrees,gatheredflowers,andswungingrape—

vineswings。Therewasaspelling—beeeveryFridayafternoon,forSamtheonlyendurableeventoftheschoolexercises。HecouldholdtheflooratspellinglongerthanBuckBrown。Thiswasspectacularandshowy;itinvitedcomplimentsevenfromMr。Cross,whosenamemusthavebeenhandeddownbyangels,itfittedhimsowell。OnedaySamClemenswroteonhisslate:

CrossbynameandcrossbynatureCrossjumpedoveranIrishpotato。

HeshowedthistoJohnBriggs,whoconsidereditastrokeofgenius。Heurgedtheauthortowriteitontheboardatnoon,butthepoet’sambitiondidnotgosofar。

"Oh,pshaw!"saidJohn。"Iwouldn’tbeafraidtodoit。

"Idareyoutodoit,"saidSam。

JohnBriggsnevertookadare,andatnoon,whenMr。Crosswasathomeatdinner,hewroteflaminglythedescriptivecouplet。Whentheteacherreturnedand"books"werecalledhelookedsteadilyatJohnBriggs。Hehadrecognizedthepenmanship。

"Didyoudothat?"heasked,ominously。

Itwasatimefortruth。

"Yes,sir,"saidJohn。

"Comehere!"AndJohncame,andpaidforhisexploitationofgeniusheavily。SamClemensexpectedthatthenextcallwouldbefor"author,"

butforsomereasontheinvestigationendedthere。Itwasunusualforhimtoescape。Hisbackgenerallykeptfairlywarmfromone"frailing"

tothenext。

Hisrewardswerenotallofapunitivenature。Thereweretwomedalsintheschool,oneforspelling,theotherforamiability。Theywereawardedonceaweek,andtheholdersworethemabouttheneckconspicuously,andwereenviedaccordingly。JohnRobards——heofthegoldencurls——worealmostcontinuouslythemedalforamiability,whileSamClemenshadamortgageonthemedalforspelling。Sometimestheytraded,toseehowitwouldseem,butthemasterdiscouragedthispracticebytakingthemedalsawayfromthemfortheremainderoftheweek。OnceSamClemenslostthemedalbyleavingthefirst"r"outofFebruary。Hecouldhavespelleditbackward,ifnecessary;butLauraHawkinswastheonlyoneontheflooragainsthim,andhewasagallantboy。

Thepictureofthatschoolaspresentedinthebookwrittenthirtyyearslaterisfaithful,wemaybelieve,andthecentralfigureisatender—

hearted,romantic,devil—may—carelad,loathingapplicationandlongingonlyforfreedom。Itwasaboonwhichwouldcometohimsoonereventhanhehaddreamed。

XIV

THEPASSINGOFJOHNCLEMENS

JudgeClemens,whotimeandagainhadwreckedorcrippledhisfortunebydevicesmoreorlessunusual,nowadoptedtheoneunfailingmethodofachievingdisaster。Heendorsedalargenote,foramanofgoodrepute,andthepaymentofitswepthimclean:home,property,everythingvanishedagain。TheSt。Louiscousintookoverthehomeandagreedtoletthefamilyoccupyitonpaymentofasmallinterest;butafteranattemptathousekeepingwithafewscantyfurnishingsandPamela’spiano——allthathadbeensavedfromthewreck——theymovedacrossthestreetintoaportionoftheVirginiahouse,thenoccupiedbyaDr。Grant。TheGrantsproposedthattheClemensfamilymoveoverandboardthem,awelcomearrangementenoughatthistime。

JudgeClemenshadstillahopeleft。TheclerkshipoftheSurrogateCourtwassoontobefilledbyelection。Itwasanimportantremunerativeoffice,andhewasregardedasthefavoritecandidatefortheposition。Hisdisasterhadarousedgeneralsympathy,andhisnominationandelectionwereconsideredsure。Hetooknochances;hemadeacanvassonhorsebackfromhousetohouse,oftenridingthroughrainandthechilloffall,acquiringacoughwhichwashardtoovercome。

Hewaselectedbyaheavymajority,anditwasbelievedhecouldholdtheofficeaslongashechose。Thereseemednofurtherneedofworry。Assoonashewasinstalledinofficetheywouldliveinstylebecomingtheirsocialposition。AbouttheendofFebruaryherodetoPalmyratobeswornin。Returninghewasdrenchedbyastormofrainandsleet,arrivingatlasthalffrozen。Hissystemwasinnoconditiontoresistsuchashock。Pneumoniafollowed;physicianscamewithtormentsofplastersandallopathicdosingsthatbroughtnorelief。OrionreturnedfromSt。Louistoassistincaringforhim,andsatbyhisbed,encouraginghimandreadingtohim,butitwasevidentthathegrewdailyweaker。NowandthenhebecamecheerfulandspokeoftheTennesseelandastheseedofavastfortunethatmustsurelyfloweratlast。Heutterednoregrets,nocomplaints。Onceonlyhesaid:

"IbelieveifIhadstayedinTennesseeImighthavebeenworthtwentythousanddollarsto—day。"

Onthemorningofthe24thofMarch,1847,itwasevidentthathecouldnotlivemanyhours。Hewasveryweak。Whenhespoke,nowandthen,itwasoftheland。Hesaiditwouldsoonmakethemallrichandhappy。

"Clingtotheland,"hewhispered。"Clingtotheland,andwait。Letnothingbeguileitawayfromyou。"

AlittlelaterhebeckonedtoPamela,nowalovelygirlofnineteen,and,puttinghisarmaboutherneck,kissedherforthefirsttimeinyears。

"Letmedie,"hesaid。

Heneverspokeafterthat。Alittlemore,andthesad,wearylifethathadlastedlessthanforty—nineyearswasended:Adreamerandamoralist,anuprightmanhonoredbyall,hehadneverbeenafinancier。

Heendedlifewithlessthanhehadbegun。

XV

AYOUNGBENFRANKLIN

ForathirdtimedeathhadenteredtheClemenshome:notonlyhaditbroughtgriefnow,butithadbanishedthelightofnewfortunefromtheverythreshold。Thedisasterseemedcomplete。

Thechildrenweredazed。JudgeClemenshadbeenadistant,reservedman,buttheyhadlovedhim,eachinhisownway,andtheyhadhonoredhisuprightnessandnobilityofpurpose。Mrs。Clemensconfidedtoaneighborthat,inspiteofhismanner,herhusbandhadbeenalwayswarm—hearted,withadeepaffectionforhisfamily。Theyrememberedthathehadneverreturnedfromajourneywithoutbringingeachonesomepresent,howevertrifling。Orion,lookingoutofhiswindownextmorning,sawoldAbramKurtz,andheardhimlaugh。Hewonderedhowanybodycouldstilllaugh。

TheboySamwasfairlybrokendown。Remorse,whichalwaysdealtwithhimunsparingly,laidaheavyhandonhimnow。Wildness,disobedience,indifferencetohisfather’swishes,allwereremembered;ahundredthings,inthemselvestrifling,becameghastlyandheart—wringingintheknowledgethattheycouldneverbeundone。Seeinghisgrief,hismothertookhimbythehandandledhimintotheroomwherehisfatherlay。

"Itisallright,Sammy,"shesaid。"What’sdoneisdone,anditdoesnotmattertohimanymore;butherebythesideofhimnowIwantyoutopromiseme————"

Heturned,hiseyesstreamingwithtears,andflunghimselfintoherarms。

"Iwillpromiseanything,"hesobbed,"ifyouwon’tmakemegotoschool!

Anything!"

Hismotherheldhimforamoment,thinking,thenshesaid:

"No,Sammy;youneednotgotoschoolanymore。Onlypromisemetobeabetterboy。Promisenottobreakmyheart。"

Sohepromisedhertobeafaithfulandindustriousman,andupright,likehisfather。Hismotherwassatisfiedwiththat。Thesenseofhonorandjusticewasalreadystrongwithinhim。Tohimapromisewasaseriousmatteratanytime;madeunderconditionsliketheseitwouldbeheldsacred。

Thatnight——itwasafterthefuneral——histendencytosomnambulismmanifesteditself。Hismotherandsister,whoweresleepingtogether,sawthedooropenandaforminwhiteenter。Naturallynervousatsuchatime,andlivinginadayofalmostuniversalsuperstition,theywereterrifiedandcoveredtheirheads。Presentlyahandwaslaidonthecoverlet,firstatthefoot,thenattheheadofthebed。AthoughtstruckMrs。Clemens:

"Sam!"shesaid。

Heanswered,buthewassoundasleepandfelltothefloor。Hehadrisenandthrownasheetaroundhiminhisdreams。Hewalkedinhissleepseveralnightsinsuccessionafterthat。Thenhesleptmoresoundly。

OrionreturnedtoSt。Louis。Hewasaverygoodbookandjobprinterbythistimeandreceivedasalaryoftendollarsaweek(highwagesinthosefrugaldays),ofwhichhesentthreedollarsweeklytothefamily。

Pamela,whohadacquiredaconsiderableknowledgeofthepianoandguitar,wenttothetownofParis,inMonroeCounty,aboutfiftymilesaway,andtaughtaclassofmusicpupils,contributingwhateverremainedafterpayingforherboardandclothingtothefamilyfund。Itwasahardtaskforthegirl,forshewastimidandnotover—strong;butshewasresoluteandpatient,andwonsuccess。PamelaClemenswasanoblecharacteranddeservesafullerhistorythancanbeaffordedinthiswork。

Mrs。ClemensandhersonSamuelnowhadasobertalk,and,realizingthattheprintingtradeofferedopportunityforacquiringfurthereducationaswellasalivelihood,theyagreedthatheshouldbeapprenticedtoJosephP。Ament,whohadlatelymovedfromPalmyratoHannibalandboughtaweeklyDemocratpaper,theMissouriCourier。Theapprenticetermswerenotover—liberal。Theyweretheusualthingforthattime:boardandclothes——"moreboardthanclothes,andnotmuchofeither,"MarkTwainusedtosay。

"Iwassupposedtogettwosuitsofclothesayear,likeanigger,butI

didn’tgetthem。IgotonesuitandtooktherestoutinAment’soldgarments,whichdidn’tfitmeinanynoticeableway。Iwasonlyabouthalfasbigashewas,andwhenIhadononeofhisshirtsIfeltasifI

hadonacircustent。Ihadtoturnthetrousersuptomyearstomakethemshortenough。"

Therewasanotherapprentice,ayoungfellowofabouteighteen,namedWalesMcCormick,adevilishfellowandagiant。Ament’sclothesweretoosmallforWales,buthehadtowearthem,andSamClemensandWalesMcCormicktogether,fittedoutwithAment’sclothes,musthavebeenapicturesquepair。Therewasalso,foratime,aboynamedRalph;butheappearstohavepresentednofeaturesofastrikingsort,andthememoryofhimhasbecomedim。

Theapprenticesateinthekitchenatfirst,servedbytheoldslave—cookandherhandsomemulattodaughter;butthoseprinter’s"devils"madeitsolivelytherethatinduetimetheywerepromotedtothefamilytable,wheretheysatwithMr。andMrs。Amentandtheonejourneyman,PetMcMurry——anamethatinitselfwasaninspiration。WhatthoseyoungscampsdidnotalreadyknowPetMcMurrycouldteachthem。SamClemenshadpromisedtobeagoodboy,andhewas,bythestandardsofboyhood。

Hewasindustrious,regularathiswork,quicktolearn,kind,andtruthful。Angelscouldhardlybemorethanthatinaprinting—office;

butwhenfoodwasscarceevenanangel——ayoungprinterangel——couldhardlyresistslippingdownthecellarstairsatnightforrawpotatoes,onions,andappleswhichtheycarriedintotheoffice,wheretheboyssleptonapalletonthefloor,andthisforagetheycookedontheofficestove。Walesespeciallyhadawayofcookingapotatothathisassociateneverforgot。

ItisunfortunatethatnophotographicportraithasbeenpreservedofSamClemensatthisperiod。Butwemayimaginehimfromaletterwhich,longyearsafter,PetMcMurrywrotetoMarkTwain。Hesaid:

Ifyourmemoryextendssofarback,youwillrecallalittlesandy—

hairedboy——[ThecolorofMarkTwain’shairinearlylifehasbeenvariouslyreferredtoasred,black,andbrown。Itwas,infact,asstatedbyMcMurry,"sandy"inboyhood,deepeninglatertothatrich,mahoganytoneknownasauburn。]——ofnearlyaquarterofacenturyago,intheprinting—officeatHannibal,overtheBrittinghamdrugstore,mounteduponalittleboxatthecase,pullingawayatahugecigaroradiminutivepipe,whousedtolovetosingsowelltheexpressionofthepoordrunkenmanwhowassupposedtohavefallenbythewayside:"IfeverIgetupagain,I’llstayup——ifI

kin。"……Doyourecollectanyoftheseriousconflictsthatmirth—lovingbrainofyoursusedtogetyouintowiththatdiminutivecreatureWalesMcCormick——howyouusedtocalluponmetoholdyourcigarorpipe,whilstyouwententirelythroughhim?

Thisisgoodtestimony,withoutdoubt。WhenhehadbeenwithAmentlittlemorethanayearSamhadbecomeofficefavoriteandchiefstandby。

WhateverrequiredintelligenceandcareandimaginationwasgiventoSamClemens。HecouldsettypeasaccuratelyandalmostasrapidlyasPetMcMurry;hecouldwashuptheformsagooddealbetterthanPet;andhecouldrunthejob—presstothetuneof"AnnieLaurie"or"AlongtheBeachatRockaway,"withoutmissingastrokeorlosingafinger。Sometimes,atoddmoments,hewould"setup"oneofthepopularsongsorsomefavoritepoemlike"TheBlackberryGirl,"andofthesehesentcopiesprintedoncotton,evenonscrapsofsilk,tofavoritegirlfriends;alsotoPussQuarles,onhisuncle’sfarm,whereheseldomwentnow,becausehewasreallygrownup,associatingwithmenanddoingaman’swork。Hehadchargeofthecirculation——whichistosay,hecarriedthepapers。

DuringthelastyearoftheMexicanWar,whenatelegraph—wirefounditswayacrosstheMississippitoHannibal——alongsaggingspan,thatforsomereasondidnotbreakofitsownweight——hewasgivenchargeoftheextraswithnewsfromthefront;andtheburningimportanceofhismission,thebringingofnewshotfromthefieldofbattle,spurredhimtoendeavorsthatwonplauditsandsuccess。

Hebecameasortofsubeditor。WhentheformsofthepaperwerereadytocloseandAmentwasneededtosupplymorematter,itwasSamwhowasdelegatedtofindthatratheruncertainandelusivepersonandlaborwithhimuntiltherequiredcopywasproduced。Thusitwashesawliteratureinthemaking。

ItisnotbelievedthatSamhadanywritingambitionsofhisown。Hischiefdesirewastobeanall—roundjourneymanprinterlikePetMcMurry;

todriftupanddowntheworldinPet’suntrammeledfashion;toseeallthatPethadseenandanumberofthingswhichPetappearedtohaveoverlooked。Hevariedonoccasionfromthisambition。WhenthefirstnegrominstrelshowvisitedHannibalandhadgone,heyearnedforabriefperiodtobeamagnificent"middleman"oreventhe"end—man"ofthatcombination;whenthecircuscameandwent,hedreamedofthedaywhen,acaperingfrescoedclown,hewouldsetcrowdedtiersofspectatorsguffawingathishumor;whenthetravelinghypnotistarrived,hevolunteeredasasubject,andamazedtheaudiencebythemarvelofhisperformance。

Inlaterlifeheclaimedthathehadnotbeenhypnotizedinanydegree,buthadbeenpretendingthroughout——astatementalwaysdeniedbyhismotherandhisbrotherOrion。Thisdisputewasneversettled,andnevercouldbe。SamClemens’stendencytosomnambulismwouldseemtosuggestthathereallymighthavetakenonahypnoticcondition,whilehisconsummateskillasanactor,thenandalways,andhisearlyfondnessofexhibitionandajoke,wouldmakeitnotunlikelythathewasmerely"showingoff"andhavinghisfun。Hecouldfollowthedictatesofavividimaginationandcouldbeasoutrageousashechosewithoutincurringresponsibilityofanysort。Buttherewasapenalty:hemustallowpinsandneedlestobethrustintohisfleshandsufferthesetortureswithoutshowingdiscomforttothespectators。Itisdifficulttobelievethatanyboy,howevergreathisexhibitorypassion,couldpermit,inthefullpossessionofhissensibilities,aneedletobethrustdeeplyintohisfleshwithoutmanifestationsofamostunmesmericsort。Theconclusionseemswarrantedthathebeganbypretending,butthatattimeshewasatleastundersemi—mesmericcontrol。Atallevents,heenjoyedaweekofdazzlingtriumph,thoughintheendheconcludedtosticktoprintingasatrade。

Wehavesaidthathewasarapidlearnerandaneatworkman。AtAment’shegenerallyhadadailytask,eitherofcompositionorpress—work,afterwhichhewasfree。Whenhehadgotthehangofhisworkhewasusuallydonebythreeintheafternoon;thenawaytotheriverorthecave,asintheolddays,sometimeswithhisboyfriends,sometimeswithLauraHawkinsgatheringwildcolumbineonthathighcliffoverlookingtheriver,Lover’sLeap。

Hewasbecomingquiteabeau,attendingpartiesonoccasion,whereold—

fashionedgames——Forfeits,Ring—around—a—Rosy,DustyMiller,andthelike——wereregardedasrareamusements。Hewasafavoritewithgirlsofhisownage。Hewasalwaysgood—natured,thoughheplayedjokesonthem,too,andwasoftenaseveretrial。HewaswithLauraHawkinsmorethantheothers,usuallyherescort。OnSaturdayafternoonsinwinterhecarriedherskatestoBearCreekandhelpedhertoputthemon。Afterwhichtheyskated"partners,"holdinghandstightly,andwerealikelypairofchildren,nodoubt。InTheGildedAgeLauraHawkinsattwelveispictured"withherdaintyhandsproppedintotheribbon—borderedpocketsofherapron……avisiontowarmthecoldestheartandblessandcheerthesaddest。"TheauthorhadtherealLauraofhischildhoodinhismindwhenhewrotethat,thoughthestoryitselfbearsnoresemblancetoherlife。

Theywereneverreallysweethearts,thosetwo。Theyweregoodfriendsandcomrades。Sometimeshebroughthermagazines——exchangesfromtheprinting——office——Godey’sandothers。Thesewereatreat,forsuchthingswerescarceenough。Hecaredlittleforreading,himself,beyondafewexcitingtales,thoughtheputtingintotypeofagooddealofmiscellaneousmatterhadbeyonddoubtdevelopedinhimatasteforgeneralknowledge。Itneededonlytobeawakened。

XVI

THETURNING—POINT

Therecameintohislifejustatthisperiodoneofthoseseeminglytriflingincidentswhich,viewedinretrospect,assumepivotalproportions。Hewasonhiswayfromtheofficetohishomeoneafternoonwhenhesawflyingalongthepavementasquareofpaper,aleaffromabook。Atanearliertimehewouldnothavebotheredwithitatall,butanyprintedpagehadacquiredaprofessionalinterestforhimnow。Hecaughttheflyingscrapandexaminedit。ItwasaleaffromsomehistoryofJoanofArc。The"maid"wasdescribedinthecageatRouen,inthefortress,andthetworuffianEnglishsoldiershadstolenherclothes。

Therewasabriefdescriptionandagooddealofdialogue——herreproachesandtheirribaldreplies。

Hehadneverheardofthesubjectbefore。Hehadneverreadanyhistory。

WhenhewantedtoknowanyfactheaskedHenry,whoreadeverythingobtainable。Now,however,therearosewithinhimadeepcompassionforthegentleMaidofOrleans,aburningresentmenttowardhercaptors,apowerfulandindestructibleinterestinhersadhistory。Itwasaninterestthatwouldgrowsteadilyformorethanhalfalifetimeandculminateatlastinthatcrowningwork,theRecollections,thelovelieststoryevertoldofthemartyredgirl。

Theincidentmeantevenmorethanthat:itmeanttheawakeningofhisinterestinallhistory——theworld’sstoryinitsmanyphases——apassionwhichbecamethelargestfeatureofhisintellectuallifeandremainedwithhimuntilhisverylastdayonearth。Fromthemomentwhenthatflutteringleafwasblownintohishandshiscareerasoneoftheworld’smentallyelectwasassured。Itgavehimhiscue——thefirstwordofapartinthehumandrama。Itcrystallizedsuddenlywithinhimsympathywiththeoppressed,rebellionagainsttyrannyandtreachery,scornforthedivinerightsofkings。Afewmonthsbeforehediedhewroteapaperon"TheTurning—pointofMyLife。"Forsomereasonhedidnotmentionthisincident。Yetiftherewasaturning—pointinhislife,hereacheditthatbleakafternoononthestreetsofHannibalwhenastrayleaffromanotherlifewasblownintohishands。

HereadhungrilynoweverythinghecouldfindrelatingtotheFrenchwars,andtoJoaninparticular。Heacquiredanappetiteforhistoryingeneral,therecordofanynationorperiod;heseemedlikelytobecomeastudent。Presentlyhebegantofeeltheneedoflanguages,FrenchandGerman。TherewasnoopportunitytoacquireFrench,thathecoulddiscover,buttherewasaGermanshoemakerinHannibalwhoagreedtoteachhisnativetongue。SamClemensgotafriend——verylikelyitwasJohnBriggs——toformaclasswithhim,andtogethertheyarrangedforlessons。TheshoemakerhadlittleornoEnglish。TheyhadnoGerman。

Itwouldseem,however,thattheirteacherhadsomesortofa"word—

book,"andwhentheyassembledinhislittlecubby—holeofaretreathebeganreadingaloudfromitthispuzzlingsentence:

"Dehaineetfleewhoopindehayer。"

"Dere!"hesaid,triumphantly;"youknowdosevord?"

Thestudentslookedateachotherhelplessly。

Theteacherrepeatedthesentence,andagaintheywerehelplesswhenheaskediftheyrecognizedit。

Thenindespairheshowedthemthebook。ItwasanEnglishprimer,andthesentencewas:

"Thehen,itfliesupintheair。"

TheyexplainedtohimgentlythatitwasGermantheywishedtolearn,notEnglish——notunderthecircumstances。Later,SammadeanattemptatLatin,andgotabookforthatpurpose,butgaveitup,saying:

"No,thatlanguageisnotforme。I’lldowellenoughtolearnEnglish。"

AboywhotookitupwithhimbecameaLatinscholar。

Hisprejudiceagainstoppressionheputintopractice。Boyswhowerebeingimposeduponfoundinhimareadyprotector。Sometimes,watchingagameofmarblesortops,hewouldremarkinhisslow,impressiveway:

"Youmustn’tcheatthatboy。"Andthecheatingstopped。Whenitdidn’t,therewasacombat,withconsequences。

XVII

THEHANNIBAL"JOURNAL"

OrionreturnedfromSt。Louis。HefeltthathewasneededinHannibaland,whilewagestherewerelower,hisexpensesathomewereslight;

therewasmorerealreturnforthefamilyfund。HissisterPamelawasteachingaclassinHannibalatthistime。Orionwassurprisedwhenhismotherandsistergreetedhimwithkissesandtears。Anyoutwarddisplayofaffectionwasnewtohim。

Thefamilyhadmovedbackacrossthestreetbythistime。WithSamsupportinghimself,theearningsofOrionandPamelaprovidedatleastasemblanceofcomfort。ButOrionwasnotsatisfied。Then,asalways,hehadavarietyofvagueambitions。Oratoryappealedtohim,andhedeliveredatemperancelecturewithanaccompanimentofmusic,suppliedchieflybyPamela。Heaspiredtothestudyoflaw,arecurringinclinationthroughouthiscareer。Healsothoughtoftheministry,anambitionwhichSamsharedwithhimforatime。Everymischievousboyhasit,soonerorlater,thoughnotallforthesamereasons。

"ItwasthemostearnestambitionIeverhad,"MarkTwainonceremarked,thoughtfully。"NotthatIeverreallywantedtobeapreacher,butbecauseitneveroccurredtomethatapreachercouldbedamned。Itlookedlikeasafejob。"

AperiodicalambitionofOrion’swastoownandconductapaperinHannibal。HefeltthatinsuchapositionhemightbecomeapowerinWesternjournalism。OncehisfatherhadconsideredbuyingtheHannibalJournaltogiveOrionachance,andpossiblytofurtherhisownpoliticalambitions。NowOrionconsidereditforhimself。Thepaperwasforsaleunderamortgage,andhewasenabledtoborrowthe$500whichwouldsecureownership。Sam’stwoyearsatAment’swerenowcomplete,andOrioninducedhimtotakeemploymentontheJournal。Henryatelevenwastakenoutofschooltolearntypesetting。

Orionwasagentle,accommodatingsoul,buthelackedforceandindependence。

"IfollowedalltheadviceIreceived,"hesaysinhisrecord。"Iftwoormorepersonsconflictedwitheachother,Iadoptedtheviewsofthelast。"

Hestartedfullofenthusiasm。Heworkedlikeaslavetosavehelp:

wrotehisowneditorials,andmadehisliteraryselectionsatnight。Theothersworkedtoo。Oriongavethemhardtasksandlonghours。Hehadthefeelingthatthepapermeantfortuneorfailuretothemall;thatallmustlaborwithoutstint。Inhisusualself—accusingwayhewroteafterward:

IwastyrannicalandunjusttoSam。Hewasasswiftandascleanasagoodjourneyman。Igavehimtasks,andifhegotthroughwellI

begrudgedhimthetimeandmadehimworkmore。Hesetacleanproof,andHenryaverydirtyone。Thecorrectingwaslefttobedoneintheformthedaybeforepublication。Oncewewerekeptlate,andSamcomplainedwithtearsofbitternessthathewasheldtillmidnightonHenry’sdirtyproofs。

Oriondidnotrealizeanyinjusticeatthetime。Thegamewastoodesperatetobeplayedtenderly。Hisfirsteditorialsweresobrilliantthatitwasnotbelievedhecouldhavewrittenthem。Thepaperthroughoutwasexcellent,andseemedonthehighroadtosuccess。Butthepacewastoohardtomaintain。Overworkbroughtweariness,andOrion’senthusiasm,neveraverystablequantity,grewfeeble。Hebecamestillmoreexacting。

ItisnottobesupposedthatSamClemenshadgivenupallamusementstobecomemerelyatoilingdrudgeorhadconqueredinanylargedegreehisnaturaltasteforamusement。Hehadbecomemorestudious;butafterthelong,harddaysintheofficeitwasnottobeexpectedthataboyoffifteenwouldemploytheevening——atleastnoteveryevening——inreadingbeneficialbooks。Theriverwasalwaysnearathand——forswimminginthesummerandskatinginthewinter——andonceevenatthislateperioditcamenearclaimingaheavytribute。Thatwasonewinter’snightwhenwithanotherboyhehadskateduntilnearlymidnight。Theywereaboutinthemiddleoftheriverwhentheyheardaterrificandgrindingnoiseneartheshore。Theyknewwhatitwas。Theicewasbreakingup,andtheysetoutforhomeforthwith。Itwasmoonlight,andtheycouldtelltheicefromthewater,whichwasagoodthing,fortherewerewidecrackstowardtheshore,andtheyhadtowaitforthesetoclose。Theywereanhourmakingthetrip,andjustbeforetheyreachedthebanktheycametoabroadspaceofwater。Theicewasliftingandfallingandcrunchingallaroundthem。Theywaitedaslongastheydaredanddecidedtoleapfromcaketocake。Sammadethecrossingwithoutaccident,buthiscompanionslippedinwhenafewfeetfromshore。Hewasagoodswimmerandlandedsafely,butthebathprobablycosthimhishearing。

Hewastakenveryill。Onediseasefollowedanother,endingwithscarletfeveranddeafness。

Therewasalsoentertainmentintheofficeitself。AcountryboynamedJimWolfehadcometolearnthetrade——agreen,good—natured,bashfulboy。Ineverytradetricksareplayedonthenewapprentice,andSamfeltthatitwashisturntoplaythem。WithJohnBriggstohelphim,torturesforJimWolfewereinventedandapplied。

Theytaughthimtopaddleacanoe,andupsethim。Theytookhimsnipingatnightandlefthim"holdingthebag"intheoldtraditionalfashionwhiletheyslippedoffhomeandwenttobed。

ButJimWolfe’smasterpieceofentertainmentwasonewhichheundertookonhisownaccount。Pamelawashavingacandy—pulldown—stairsonenight——agrown—upcandy—pulltowhichtheboyswerenotexpected。Jimwouldnothavegone,anyway,forhewasbashfulbeyondbelief,andalwaysdumb,andevenpalewithfear,inthepresenceofprettyPamelaClemens。

Upintheirroomtheboyscouldhearthemerrimentfrombelowandcouldlookoutinthemoonlightonthesnowyslopingroofthatbeganjustbeneaththeirwindow。Downattheeaveswasthesmallarbor,greeninsummer,butcoverednowwithdeadvinesandsnow。Theycouldhearthecandymakerscomeout,nowandthen,doubtlesssettingoutpansofcandytocool。Byandbythewholepartyseemedtocomeoutintothelittlearbor,totrythecandy,perhapsthejokingandlaughtercameplainlytotheboysup—stairs。Aboutthistimethereappearedontherooffromsomewheretwodisreputablecats,whosetupamostdisturbingduelofchargeandrecrimination。Jimdetestedthenoise,andperhapswasgallantenoughtothinkitwoulddisturbtheparty。Hehadnothingtothrowatthem,buthesaid:

"FortwocentsI’dgetoutthereandknocktheirheadsoff。"

"Youwouldn’tdaretodoit,"Samsaid,purringly。

ThiswaswormwoodtoJim。Hewasreallyabravespirit。

"Iwouldtoo,"hesaid,"andIwillifyousaythatagain。"

"Why,Jim,ofcourseyouwouldn’tdaretogooutthere。Youmightcatchcold。"

"Youwaitandsee,"saidJimWolfe。

Hegrabbedapairofyarnstockingsforhisfeet,raisedthewindow,andcreptoutonthesnowyroof。Therewasacrustoficeonthesnow,butJimjabbedhisheelsthroughitandstoodupinthemoonlight,hislegsbare,hissinglegarmentflappinggentlyinthelightwinterbreeze。

Thenhestartedslowlytowardthecats,sinkinghisheelsinthesnoweachtimeforafooting,apieceoflathinhishand。Thecatswereonthecorneroftheroofabovethearbor,andJimcautiouslyworkedhiswayinthatdirection。Theroofwasnotverysteep。Hewasdoingwellenoughuntilhecametoaplacewherethesnowhadmelteduntilitwasnearlysolidice。Hewassointentonthecatsthathedidnotnoticethis,andwhenhestruckhisheeldowntobreakthecrustnothingyielded。AsecondlaterJim’sfeethadshotoutfromunderhim,andhevaultedlikeanavalanchedowntheicyroofoutonthelittlevine—cladarbor,andwentcrashingthroughamongthosecandypullers,gatheredtherewiththeirpansofcoolingtaffy。Therewerewildshrieksandageneralflight。NeitherJimnorSameverknewhowhegotbacktotheirroom,butJimwasovercomewiththeenormityofhisoffense,whileSamwasinanagonyoflaughter。

"Youdiditsplendidly,Jim,"hedrawled,whenhecouldspeak。"Nobodycouldhavedoneitbetter;anddidyouseehowthosecatsgotoutofthere?Ineverhadanyideawhenyoustartedthatyoumeanttodoitthatway。Anditwassuchasurprisetothefolksdown—stairs。Howdidyoueverthinkofit?"

ItwasafearfulordealforaboylikeJimWolfe,buthestucktohisplaceinspiteofwhathemusthavesuffered。Theboysmadehimoneofthemsoonafterthat。Hisinitiationwasthoughttobecomplete。

AnaccountofJimWolfeandthecatswasthefirstoriginalstoryMarkTwainevertold。Hetolditnextday,whichwasSunday,toJimmyMcDaniel,thebaker’sson,astheysatlookingoutovertheriver,eatinggingerbread。Hishearerlaughedimmoderately,andthestory—tellerwasproudandhappyinhissuccess。

XVIII

THEBEGINNINGOFALITERARYLIFE

Orion’spapercontinuedtogodownhill。Followingsomerandomcounsel,hechangedthenameofitandadvancedtheprice——twoblunders。Thenhewascompelledtoreducethesubscription,alsotheadvertisingrates。Hewasobligedtoadoptadescendingscaleofchargesandexpenditurestokeeppacewithhisdecliningcirculation——afatalsign。Apublishermustleadhissubscriptionlist,notfollowit。

"Iwaswalkingbackward,"hesaid,"notseeingwhereIstepped。"

IndesperationhebrokeawayandmadeatriptoTennesseetoseeifsomethingcouldnotberealizedontheland,leavinghisbrotherSaminchargeoftheoffice。Itwasajourneywithoutfinancialresults;yetitborefruit,foritmarkedthebeginningofMarkTwain’sliterarycareer。

Sam,inhisbrother’sabsence,concludedtoeditthepaperinawaythatwouldlivenupthecirculation。Hehadneverdoneanywriting——notforprint——buthehadthecourageofhisinclinations。Hislocalitemswereofakindknownas"spicy";hispersonalsbroughtpromptdemandforsatisfaction。Theeditorofarivalpaperhadbeeninlove,andwassaidtohavegonetotheriveronenighttodrownhimself。Samgaveapicturesqueaccountofthis,withallthenamesconnectedwiththeaffair。Thenhetookacoupleofbigwoodenblockletters,turnedthemupsidedown,andengravedillustrationsforit,showingthevictimwadingoutintotheriverwithasticktotestthedepthofthewater。Whenthisissueofthepapercameoutthedemandforitwasverylarge。Thepresshadtobekeptrunningsteadilytosupplycopies。Thesatirizededitoratfirstsworethathewouldthrashthewholejournaloffice,thenhelefttownanddidnotcomebackanymore。TheembryoMarkTwainalsowroteapoem。Itwasaddressed"ToMaryinHannibal,"butthetitlewastoolongtobesetinonecolumn,soheleftoutallthelettersinHannibal,exceptthefirstandthelast,andsuppliedtheirplacewithadash,withastartlingresult。Suchweretheearlyflickeringsofasmolderinggenius。Orionreturned,remonstrated,andapologized。HereducedSamtotheranks。Inlateryearshesawhismistake。

"Icouldhavedistancedallcompetitorseventhen,"hesaid,"ifIhadrecognizedSam’sabilityandlethimgoahead,merelykeepinghimfromoffendingworthypersons。"

Samwassubdued,butnotdonefor。Heneverwouldbe,now。Hehadgothisfirsttasteofprint,andhelikedit。HepromptlywrotetwoanecdoteswhichhethoughthumorousandsentthemtothePhiladelphiaSaturdayEveningPost。Theywereaccepted——withoutpayment,ofcourse,inthosedays;andwhenthepaperscontainingthemappearedhefeltsuddenlyliftedtoaloftyplaneofliterature。Thiswasin1851。

"SeeingtheminprintwasajoywhichratherexceededanythinginthatlineIhaveeverexperiencedsince,"hesaid,nearlysixtyyearslater。

YethedidnotfeelinspiredtowriteanythingfurtherforthePost。

TwiceduringthenexttwoyearshecontributedtotheJournal;oncesomethingaboutJimWolfe,thoughitwasnotthestoryofthecats,andanotherburlesqueonarivaleditorwhomhepicturedashuntingsnipewithacannon,theexplosionofwhichwassaidtohaveblownthesnipeoutofthecountry。Nocontributionsofthistimehavebeenpreserved。

HighpriceshavebeenofferedforcopiesoftheHannibaljournalcontainingthem,butwithoutsuccess。ThePostsketcheswereunsignedandhavenotbeenidentified。Itislikelytheyweretrivialenough。

Hisearliestworkshowednospecialindividualityormerit,beingmainlycrudeandimitative,astheworkofaboy——evenaprecociousboy——islikelytobe。Hewasnotespeciallyprecocious——notinliterature。Hisliterarycareerwouldhaltandhesitateandtriflealongformanyyearsyet,gatheringimpetusandequipmentforthefuller,statelierswingwhichwouldbringagreaterjoytotheworldatlarge,evenifnottohimself,thanthatfirst,far—offtriumph。——[InMarkTwain’ssketch"MyFirstLiteraryVenture"hehassetdownwithcharacteristicembroideriessomeaccountofthisearlyauthorship。]

Thosewerehardfinancialdays。Orioncouldpaynothingonhismortgage——barelytheinterest。HehadpromisedSamthreedollarsandahalfaweek,buthecoulddonomorethansupplyhimwithboardandclothes——

"poor,shabbyclothes,"hesaysinhisrecord。

"Mymotherandsisterdidthehousekeeping。Mymotherwascook。SheusedtheprovisionsIsuppliedher。Wethereforehadaregulardietofbacon,butter,bread,andcoffee。"

Mrs。Clemensagaintookafewboarders;Pamela,whohadgivenupteachingforatime,organizedanothermusicclass。Orionbecamedespondent。Onenightacowgotintotheoffice,upsetatypecase,andateuptwocompositionrollers。Orionfeltthatfatewasdealingwithaheavyhand。

Anotherdisasterquicklyfollowed。Firebrokeoutintheoffice,andthelosswasconsiderable。Aninsurancecompanypaidonehundredandfiftydollars。WithitOrionreplacedsucharticlesaswereabsolutelyneededforwork,andremovedhisplantintothefrontroomoftheClemensdwelling。Heraisedtheone—storypartofthebuildingtogivethemanaddedroomup—stairs;andthereforanothertwoyears,byhardworkandpinchingeconomies,thedyingpapermanagedtodragalong。ItwasthefirethatfurnishedSamClemenswithhisJimWolfesketch。InithestatedthatJiminhisexcitementhadcarriedtheofficebroomhalfamileandhadthencomebackafterthewash—pan。

InthemeantimePamelaClemensmarried。Herhusbandwasawell—to—domerchant,WilliamA。Moffett,formerlyofHannibal,butthenofSt。

Louis,wherehehadprovidedherwiththecomfortsofasubstantialhome。